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I am rolling over right now this is great.
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do you have native American in you??? well u will shortly lol
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Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
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I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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I'm feeling kind of off today. Would you like to turn me on?
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Let's play house. You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long.
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How would you like to come over for a Scotch and sofa?
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Do you want a drink?
No thanks. Do you want to dance? No thanks. I guess a blow job's out of the question then?   
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ME: I've never seen you here before, I like that in a woman.
HER: You're cute. ME: Keep talking, baby, maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know. |
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ME: I've never seen you here before, I like that in a woman. HER: You're cute. ME: Keep talking, baby, maybe you'll tell me something I don't already know. 
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I highly recommend that you not call a black woman aunt jemima... duh!
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Does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Edited by
arcblade
on
Thu 08/19/10 11:23 AM
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Give me a chance, I'll show you the best 8 and a half seconds of my life.
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LMAAOOO.
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The word of the day is "legs" Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like my next boy/girl friend? Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before? If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. |
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I am rolling over right now this is great. that's what she said 
(sorry couldn't refuse) |
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motion with your finger to the female you like to come over to you.
when she does, say the following....... if i can make you come with one finger, imagine what i can do with the rest of my body |
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I wish you were a keg, because I'd sure like to tap that arse.
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Do you see my friend over there smiling and waving at you? He wants to know if you think I'M cute ?
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