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Good morning all :)
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Go for the simple:
Hi, I'm [ name ], nice to meet you. |
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If a younger man approaches an older woman:
Have you ever been cougar hunting? Well, now that I've caught you, how about I take you home, mount and stuff you. |
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:)
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Don't think there is enough glitter in that 1.
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mmm .... mashed potatoes ....
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Another respnse would be "I'm sure I couldvmake you scream"
Then whip out some pepper spray. |
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Did that 1 manage to find their way out?
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Hi, I'm God.
You will be thanking me later. |
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Yes, this is a roll of hundred dollar bills in my pocket AND yes I am happy to see you.
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One nite with me, and you'll never want another man.
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When are they running the state fair?
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Would it be a good or bad response if she said she wanted her eggs fertilized?
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:)
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:)
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A trace?
been pretty wet here in the DFW. Also interesting to see a small tornado go thru part of down town dallas. |
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When you bring up the subject of awkwards lines you can go,
Well would you preferred I used a line like Hi, My name is [insert name] I'm a [insert astrolgoical sign] And I'm into Interpretive dance and S&M. |
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Edited by
arcblade
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Thu 08/19/10 11:23 AM
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Give me a chance, I'll show you the best 8 and a half seconds of my life.
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Dallas//Addison here :)
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