Topic: Sex is waaaay overrated! | |
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It's fun to have SEX, with the person you love.
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. You're a buss kill for people who haven't had sex yet |
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. You're a buss kill for people who haven't had sex yet |
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. You're a buss kill for people who haven't had sex yet Chase the dream brother. If a millionaire told me being rich sucked I doubt I would believe everything I heard. Only you can prevent forest fires, and only you can decide if you like some sexy time! |
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. I'm exhausted daily anyway, might as well have fun and be exhausted. I suck at my job as well, my M.O. so to speak. Careless look? I think you have to actually give a **** of how you look in the first place. The rest of it makes me think you are doing something horribly wrong when you have sex. LOL..I figured i'm gonna make my sarcasm more obvious in my future posts. |
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The only people that think sex is overrated, are those that are getting some!! I'm getting some, well alot and I don't think sex is overrated... |
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Edited by
Jess642
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Thu 09/30/10 01:13 PM
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Eeeerrrm....what a boring existence you have. Firstly what the perkuck are you doing with a television in the bedroom? Secondly, aside from hormones elevating and creating a physical response to stimulation....we strange bipeds have this thing called IMAGINATION....which is the PRIMARY stimulus in most sexual experiences, with or without a partner. Thirdly, sex when participated in with no hangups, or psychological messiness, is energising and invigorating...all manner of incredible creative inspiration comes post coitally... I suspect you need to throw the telly away, change your eating habits, and get some anerobic exercise OUTSIDE the bedroom, before you enter it with a partner... your sex life is mechanical and scientifically BORING!!! |
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wow now you ruined the mood thanks a lot
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Sex=hours=great=............IRONMAN!
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you keep being celibate
i'll keep laying pipe |
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Oh God! Went to my first swingers club not too long ago.....I seen s**t that I ain't never seen! I seen things I ain't ever even thought of. It was a friggen blast! I aint gonna go into detail but I can definitively say that there is absolutely no way I will ever make it in to heaven.
Going back next week to check out the other one in San Antonio...I am told that it is the "Dirty" one......I may very well end up just carrying my d*** around in a ziploc bag if it just drops off. |
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oooooohhhh take us with you!!!!!!!
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who told u all this?
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oooooohhhh take us with you!!!!!!! Oh I would definitely take you Gossip and a few others from the herd of Mingletards. Some of the more delicate and repressed jungle orchids around here would take one look around and just spontaneously combust. It is absolutely a great mental tattoo but it aint for the faint of heart. You would have had a blast. I am soooooo looking forward to going and seeing the other club. It is like halloween but...nakeder....and friendlier....verrrry friendlier. Oh god! The stories I got that I can't tell....I may have to get drunk and post em in the sex threads...sure will beat the living hell out of the "would you _____ with the person above you" crap. |
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. Wow actually in my world.....don't watch tv...sounds like a complacent existence to me......I want him because I want the feel of him next to me and my animalistic nature is quite different from your aspect...it remains aliving breathing part of me and desires him even when miles apart........and we enjoy activities together.....and r there for one another when things don't seem so clear or easy to propel one another......and smile together....protect one another...cheer one another......enjoy each new day for the opportunities each new day brings....... |
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I'm in favor of sex
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I would give anything for a quickie right now..
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Edited by
Riding_Dubz
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Thu 09/30/10 07:27 PM
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I would give anything for a quickie right now.. step into my office |
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I would give anything for a quickie right now.. step into my office |
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Eeeerrrm....what a boring existence you have. Firstly what the perkuck are you doing with a television in the bedroom? Secondly, aside from hormones elevating and creating a physical response to stimulation....we strange bipeds have this thing called IMAGINATION....which is the PRIMARY stimulus in most sexual experiences, with or without a partner. Thirdly, sex when participated in with no hangups, or psychological messiness, is energising and invigorating...all manner of incredible creative inspiration comes post coitally... I suspect you need to throw the telly away, change your eating habits, and get some anerobic exercise OUTSIDE the bedroom, before you enter it with a partner... your sex life is mechanical and scientifically BORING!!! I know. I lack imagination, creativity and spirit. I'll put it in my profile so everyone is warned ahead of time. |
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