Topic: Sex is waaaay overrated!
RKISIT's photo
Thu 07/22/10 07:48 PM
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Um, sex is ot overrated! No way! noway

Gimme more and gimme sex multiple times a day! drool smitten
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Thu 07/22/10 08:02 PM

I get a lot of enjoyment from people not being able to read between the lines. The "rage" is amazing! :banana:


I got a kick out of your post. I have no comment as no comment is truly needed. Way to provoke a response from the masses though. Keep up the good work.

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 07/23/10 10:15 AM
I am angry I am not getting any right now!

I used to like to spend a weekend in bed with a GF doing nothing but eating and making the neighbors jealous!


Now I walk a sand desert alone and it is no fun!


tears


Even a one shot deal is sounding good to me!


frustrated

The thing is a lousy lover ruins it for me every time!

dconexion's photo
Fri 07/23/10 11:12 AM

HA!

Amature.....

So, you actually wait to make it to the bed? Hell no! I sleep there and I aint getting stuck trying to sleep in the wet spot. You do that stuff on the coffee table. Up against the mirror in the foyer. On the hood of the car in the garage. On the lil Tykes play set in the back yard....sneaking it in in public is a blast. you get a shot of adreniline with the endorphines.

That penguin walk and those carpet burns are badges of honor and the older you get..the prouder you should be of them. (hell, I get those just from masturbation....but,I don't hold everyone to my standards)

Poor job performance????....hahahahaha f**k work. Having marathon power sex is the ONLY excuse that I have ever used that management didnt say "you need to stop doing that" or "you need to decide if your job or getting laid all weekend is more important" Try it...next time you are late or go in looking rough...tell em...I was up till 4 a.m. screwing my brains out...I may do it again tonight too. They might shake thier heads...but they always grin and wish that thier partner still wanted to hit it like that..every last one of em.

Allow me to close by saying...if you would rather be sleeping than screwing.....good night and pleasant dreams....send your old ladies and girl friends my way...you can go to work all perky with a spring in your step while they waddle off with thier hair messed up, and smeared makeup while they look for a cigarette and a sore throat lozenge.
I agree, winning the teams marathon event is a great feeling:banana:

misstina2's photo
Fri 07/23/10 11:16 AM
its good exercise and i'd be up anyways

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Fri 07/23/10 11:22 AM

gimme 20 min and ill be in heavenlaugh laugh


20 minutes? That's all? noway

MeChrissy2's photo
Fri 07/23/10 11:29 AM
I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.:wink:

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Fri 07/23/10 11:31 AM

I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.:wink:


:thumbsup: devil

OKCUTIE67's photo
Fri 07/23/10 12:51 PM
*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! ohwell

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Fri 07/23/10 01:24 PM
I'd love a romp, but meh, asking for too much for what I want. yawn

dconexion's photo
Fri 07/23/10 01:25 PM

I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.:wink:
Sounds like a healthy program :thumbsup:

dconexion's photo
Fri 07/23/10 01:27 PM

*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! ohwell
I'm sure you deserve more than that ?winking

OKCUTIE67's photo
Fri 07/23/10 01:31 PM


*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! ohwell
I'm sure you deserve more than that ?winking


ohwell One would like to hope but...meh...it's a short term goal! Long term would be to get that hour and 25 minutes on a daily basis! bigsmile

mattsk1's photo
Fri 07/23/10 01:34 PM
Does Sex = Crack? Might as well be.

OKCUTIE67's photo
Fri 07/23/10 01:44 PM

Does Sex = Crack? Might as well be.


Except crack is easier to come by these days!! :laughing:

buttons's photo
Fri 07/23/10 02:42 PM


lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something?laugh frustrated rofl rofl ok 1 min to 15 min men!rofl


Hmm. That's horrible. It's because "other" people, who are capable for much more are not dated. What a waste... but there must be some sort of poetic justice in it, since the minute-men are the loudest , crowdiest so they get the first seats all the time.

And women, instead of just go back and lay back buy the guys at the back seat, they instead go for the front row seats, where usually always just a bunch of kids reside with the loudest mouths .

When will people learn, that the louder someone screams, the more likely he is the the weakest in other aspects?
laugh laugh um that is me screaming.. gotta keep their self esteem up yanno?laugh laugh laugh

buttons's photo
Fri 07/23/10 02:43 PM

Um, sex is ot overrated! No way! noway

Gimme more and gimme sex multiple times a day! drool smitten

Who has sex for less than 20 minutes or even a 1/2 hour? slaphead

Oh, sex is a sport babeee! :banana:
no wonder im so darned outta shape!laugh laugh

dconexion's photo
Fri 07/23/10 03:37 PM



*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! ohwell
I'm sure you deserve more than that ?winking


ohwell One would like to hope but...meh...it's a short term goal! Long term would be to get that hour and 25 minutes on a daily basis! bigsmile
Hmmm, I'm more into a day and a half every week, lets see

1h25*7=9h55
and 1 1/2 days = 36 hrs

yup...I like my program bettershades

dconexion's photo
Fri 07/23/10 03:47 PM
I mean 1h25 minutes a day ? That's how long it takes me to say good morning to my girlfriend !

shades

silly's photo
Fri 07/23/10 04:21 PM
think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.

Only I like to make love,not just have sex.:heart: :heart: drinker :banana: :banana: