Topic: Sex is waaaay overrated! | |
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Um, sex is ot overrated! No way! Gimme more and gimme sex multiple times a day! |
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I get a lot of enjoyment from people not being able to read between the lines. The "rage" is amazing! I got a kick out of your post. I have no comment as no comment is truly needed. Way to provoke a response from the masses though. Keep up the good work. |
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I am angry I am not getting any right now!
I used to like to spend a weekend in bed with a GF doing nothing but eating and making the neighbors jealous! Now I walk a sand desert alone and it is no fun! Even a one shot deal is sounding good to me! The thing is a lousy lover ruins it for me every time! |
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HA! Amature..... So, you actually wait to make it to the bed? Hell no! I sleep there and I aint getting stuck trying to sleep in the wet spot. You do that stuff on the coffee table. Up against the mirror in the foyer. On the hood of the car in the garage. On the lil Tykes play set in the back yard....sneaking it in in public is a blast. you get a shot of adreniline with the endorphines. That penguin walk and those carpet burns are badges of honor and the older you get..the prouder you should be of them. (hell, I get those just from masturbation....but,I don't hold everyone to my standards) Poor job performance????....hahahahaha f**k work. Having marathon power sex is the ONLY excuse that I have ever used that management didnt say "you need to stop doing that" or "you need to decide if your job or getting laid all weekend is more important" Try it...next time you are late or go in looking rough...tell em...I was up till 4 a.m. screwing my brains out...I may do it again tonight too. They might shake thier heads...but they always grin and wish that thier partner still wanted to hit it like that..every last one of em. Allow me to close by saying...if you would rather be sleeping than screwing.....good night and pleasant dreams....send your old ladies and girl friends my way...you can go to work all perky with a spring in your step while they waddle off with thier hair messed up, and smeared makeup while they look for a cigarette and a sore throat lozenge. |
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its good exercise and i'd be up anyways
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gimme 20 min and ill be in heaven 20 minutes? That's all? |
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I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.
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I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed. |
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*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex!
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I'd love a romp, but meh, asking for too much for what I want.
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I think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed. |
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*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! |
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*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! One would like to hope but...meh...it's a short term goal! Long term would be to get that hour and 25 minutes on a daily basis! |
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Does Sex = Crack? Might as well be.
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Does Sex = Crack? Might as well be. Except crack is easier to come by these days!! |
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! Hmm. That's horrible. It's because "other" people, who are capable for much more are not dated. What a waste... but there must be some sort of poetic justice in it, since the minute-men are the loudest , crowdiest so they get the first seats all the time. And women, instead of just go back and lay back buy the guys at the back seat, they instead go for the front row seats, where usually always just a bunch of kids reside with the loudest mouths . When will people learn, that the louder someone screams, the more likely he is the the weakest in other aspects? |
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Um, sex is ot overrated! No way! Gimme more and gimme sex multiple times a day! Who has sex for less than 20 minutes or even a 1/2 hour? Oh, sex is a sport babeee! |
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*sigh* At this point I would gladly give up sleep AND lose my job for that hour and 25 minutes of sex! One would like to hope but...meh...it's a short term goal! Long term would be to get that hour and 25 minutes on a daily basis! 1h25*7=9h55 and 1 1/2 days = 36 hrs yup...I like my program better |
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I mean 1h25 minutes a day ? That's how long it takes me to say good morning to my girlfriend !
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think to be truly well balanced people we need ample amounts of physical activity, nutrition, sleep and intellectual stimulation. And just think, all these can be accomplished in bed.
Only I like to make love,not just have sex. |
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