Topic: Sex is waaaay overrated! | |
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do i hear 20 min?
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! I can safely say I've never been that lucky! Minute men may be far more accurate. |
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! Nah, it's the redhead power in you. You're evil, I say, delightfully evil! |
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gimme 20 min and ill be in heaven
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do i hear 20 min? |
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wow...so wanna take all your aggression out on me...be gentle |
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! Nah, it's the redhead power in you. You're evil, I say, delightfully evil! |
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do i hear 20 min? |
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! Nah, it's the redhead power in you. You're evil, I say, delightfully evil! sorry, it looks red on my monitor! |
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Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it! So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc. Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening. Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie. Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares. Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more. Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted. Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too. Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive. But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons. You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days. And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day. I'm exhausted daily anyway, might as well have fun and be exhausted. I suck at my job as well, my M.O. so to speak. Careless look? I think you have to actually give a **** of how you look in the first place. The rest of it makes me think you are doing something horribly wrong when you have sex. |
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do i hear 20 min? |
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maybe hes more of a afternooner? or morning and a lunch break kinda guy
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Edited by
buttons
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Thu 07/22/10 07:22 PM
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do i hear 20 min? |
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do i hear 20 min? |
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20 min u will be a snoring
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20 min u will be a snoring |
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20 min u will be a snoring |
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20 min u will be a snoring |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Thu 07/22/10 07:43 PM
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lmao i think that happened once in my life an hour and 25 min ... i get all the minute men or something? ok 1 min to 15 min men! Hmm. That's horrible. It's because "other" people, who are capable for much more are not dated. What a waste... but there must be some sort of poetic justice in it, since the minute-men are the loudest , crowdiest so they get the first seats all the time. And women, instead of just go back and lay back buy the guys at the back seat, they instead go for the front row seats, where usually always just a bunch of kids reside with the loudest mouths . When will people learn, that the louder someone screams, the more likely he is the the weakest in other aspects? |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Thu 07/22/10 07:49 PM
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Um, sex is ot overrated! No way!
Gimme more and gimme sex multiple times a day! Who has sex for less than 20 minutes or even a 1/2 hour? Oh, sex is a sport babeee! |
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