Ok, so just follow me here for a minute or two and just think about it!

So, let's say you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So you do your daily stuff together, watch movies, clean the bedroom, go shopping etc.
Or both of you head to work and come back home during the evening.

Take showers hop into the bed, start watching something on TV or pop in a movie.

Then either you or your partner start to have these animalistic instincts. Or both of you at the same time..who cares.

Then from a basic sensation of touching each other organs and body parts, your hormones begin to work and there is this chemical reaction takes place in your body and also in your brain. You continue to incite others by using various technics, involving your fingers, your tongue and your lips and both of your entire bodies become nothing but a giant sex organ that reacts to these stimulations of wanting more.

Just from this part of sticking your male organ into the female organ you do this for a certain amount of time, let's say 1hour 25 minutes, for which you delay a certain reaction to take place which cause something we call a climax..and at the end of a successful operation from both sides, you and your partner lies there exhausted.

Now it's time to sleep and "somehow" you feel satisfied and your problems seem to be gone for a few minutes and the only thing counted for you was to execute this certain instinct produced behavior and cause "pleasure" to your partner while making sure you enjoy it too.

Once your hormone levels and testosterone levels return to normal and you recover this whole experience just becomes a memory. If you are good enough like certain people, you can also repeat this entire activity about 20-30 minutes later, and perhaps you can keep repeating this until you are physically exhausted. Some people are very doing this stuff, thanks to their physical strength, stamina and treshold and sexual drive.

But at the end you are exhausted and you will eventually fall asleep. Having doing this sort of an activity multiply times a week can lead to sleep deprivation and poor peformance at your job and the usual signs are well visible on people - careless look at early mornings and sleepiness at early afternoons.

You might be also suffering from the "penguin walk" if you are a female, while the guys might complain about their knees suffering 1rd degree burns, their tongue might feel a bit ackward for stretching it too much, other times muscle pain at the stomach and the waist for doing certain motions for an extended period of time at the previous night and the previous days.

And you have to deal with all these problems, just because you traded your available sleeping hours to an activity which only lasted only a few hours from the rest of the 24 of the day.

Well that just ruined the mood

Seems to me that you need to spend less time watching TV and Movies before engaging in such rigorous activities. OR go to bed earlier.

The only people that think sex is overrated, are those that are getting some!!

there is sex, good sex, and bunk sex.

Bunk sex sucks.

Sex... well, bust a nut and get it over with...

That's no fun either.

Now good sex?

It is just like Lay's Potato Chips, one is NEVER enough!

OMG, now his profile will read " Must love cats"

Omg

do you really feel like that

you haven't had really good sex!'

booty call at tammys house!!!


Sex is one of Gods little gifts

just say thank you and do it!!

HA!

Amature.....

So, you actually wait to make it to the bed? Hell no! I sleep there and I aint getting stuck trying to sleep in the wet spot. You do that stuff on the coffee table. Up against the mirror in the foyer. On the hood of the car in the garage. On the lil Tykes play set in the back yard....sneaking it in in public is a blast. you get a shot of adreniline with the endorphines.

That penguin walk and those carpet burns are badges of honor and the older you get..the prouder you should be of them. (hell, I get those just from masturbation....but,I don't hold everyone to my standards)

Poor job performance????....hahahahaha f**k work. Having marathon power sex is the ONLY excuse that I have ever used that management didnt say "you need to stop doing that" or "you need to decide if your job or getting laid all weekend is more important" Try it...next time you are late or go in looking rough...tell em...I was up till 4 a.m. screwing my brains out...I may do it again tonight too. They might shake thier heads...but they always grin and wish that thier partner still wanted to hit it like that..every last one of em.

Allow me to close by saying...if you would rather be sleeping than screwing.....good night and pleasant dreams....send your old ladies and girl friends my way...you can go to work all perky with a spring in your step while they waddle off with thier hair messed up, and smeared makeup while they look for a cigarette and a sore throat lozenge.

^^^^ love it!...love it!...love it!! ^^^^

Man Krupa you ain' lyin Bro....Hit it while you can and hit it hard. While I am still a beast, it is game on.....SLEEP?????????????????????????? WTF, ya can sleep when your dead.

ManI am showing your great erotic art work to my lady tonight, it will set the mood. Thanks Bro... She is staying for a week and I am getting the muscle relaxer ready and the ointment for all the claw marks. Gettin old is not for sissys and only the strong survive. SLEEP, not tonight man......Oh you got mail...

i agree sex is overrated...so what the hell is it such a conservative between a man and a woman have to be in love crap......meh, a fu(k is a fu(k...so i guess i'll be suspended again so take care yall

I get a lot of enjoyment from people not being able to read between the lines. The "rage" is amazing!

Work that mojo Que2! Try not to get drippings on that artwork though...its hard to replace.

It's not rage it's just testosterone

So I take it you're celibate...

Sooooooooo, you're saying that I shouldn't doink your bird while you get some sleep?

Well crap! I even had a brand new slinky I was gonna break out too!

There must be something else wrong in your relationship...I would say. I dont see how anyone could take such a wonderful thing for granted! Just my opinion.

What happend to the saying:

Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

hmmm how mechanical

the idea is to embellish and enrich the experience, same as sex ads something to love, love ads something to sex

so all the quirks you name become very manageable when you are so happy to be with someone, doesn<t that morning cuddle make all the pain go away...until you do it and it starts hurting again

Could someone give me a condensed version of what he said?