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I fail to see how the original post is either funny or fun but ok... Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ 
 I fail to see why you are still not adding to the list 
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! If you think its funny but no one else does, who is the one who needs to get a sense of humor? |
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Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
Sure they can. All you need is a cool jacket.......... 
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I fail to see how the original post is either funny or fun but ok... Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
I fail to see why you are still not adding to the list
I did ^ |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sun 07/11/10 12:09 PM
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I fail to see how the original post is either funny or fun but ok... Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
I fail to see why you are still not adding to the list
She did add to the list! She said, "Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ"
That is part of her list; no egomaniacs. 
Here is my contribution: Men are pigs and we love them for it - they are going to contact you regardless of what you present in your profile. Just have fun. 
Oh, I am a pig too! Only guys with big schlongs need apply! 
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? |
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Babydoll, I get guys with the same issues hitting on me....and I aint even a butt pirate.
In a skewed way, you should feel complimented when the freakshow horndogs show up trying to hump your leg. It roughly translates as "excuse me miss. I find you attractive and desirable" Just turn the waterhose on em. You can hardly blame us deviants for finding a sexy woman....well, sexy. |
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Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
Sure they can. All you need is a cool jacket..........
or a cool hat |
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I had a little monkey...
And I sent him to the Country... I fed him on gingerbread... Along came a choo choo... Knocked my monkey coo coo... And now my monkeys dead... ....at least he looks that way. 
My bad...let me contribute. I dont want a guy...who deosnt like ketchup!! |
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? Women nags? Never...............
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alright I'll add as to show I'm not a hag or nag....I've never had a dirty Dick disease and I'm not wanting to start getting them now.
STD infected men..stay back, far back from me, don't even breath on me! |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sun 07/11/10 12:26 PM
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alright I'll add as to show I'm not a hag or nag....I've never had a dirty Dick disease and I'm not wanting to start getting them now. STD infected men..stay back, far back from me, don't even breath on me! Sign me up for "no dirty dickzzz" too! 
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alright I'll add as to show I'm not a hag or nag....I've never had a dirty Dick disease and I'm not wanting to start getting them now. STD infected men..stay back, far back from me, don't even breath on me! Sign me up for "no dirty dickzzz" too!
It's a REALLY big club...lots and lots of members 
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys 
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alright I'll add as to show I'm not a hag or nag....I've never had a dirty Dick disease and I'm not wanting to start getting them now. STD infected men..stay back, far back from me, don't even breath on me! Thank you!!! Now that was funny...at least to me anyway
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I'm laughing!!!
This thread is very entertaining!!!!! Tee -hee 
P.S. Men are hot!!!
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys
That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister |
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I like cheese............
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Edited by
IndnPrncs
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Sun 07/11/10 12:41 PM
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys
That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... |
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I like cheese............
Cheese in a can isn't REALLY cheese Jeff, sorry to bust your bubble
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