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This thread has gone in the crapper.
 
I know Lex will be disappointed but I never could pass up a good potty joke. 
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I put my focus more on what I DO want rather than what I don't want.... Darn! You worded yourself properly and avoid giving me a B&B moment. I was looking for: "I put my focus more on what I DO DO rather than what I don't want...."
I'm aware of you spelling and verbiage cops....and I've already had my share of do do..done with the do do Ya haffa toss me a bone once in a while so I get my Beavis and Butthead on though. I can't rely on Goof for that all of the time!
Lori!!! 
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This thread has gone in the crapper.
I know Lex will be disappointed but I never could pass up a good potty joke.
*spits water everywhere*
I tried not to laugh - didn't work! 
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To get us back on topic, I only want a man who know how to dance to this.
This Beat Is Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh Work my body, so melodic, this beat rolls right through my chest Everybody, ma and papi, came to party Grab somebody,work ya body, work ya body Let me see you 1,2 step [Chorus] Rock it, Don't Stop it Everybody get on the floor Crank the party up We about to get it on Let me see you 1,2 step I love it when you 1,2 step Everybody 1,2 step We about to get it on This Beat Is Outrageous, so contagious, make you crave it jazze made it So retarded,top charteed, ever since the day I started Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it Goodies make the boys jump on it No I can't control myself Now let me do my 1,2 step [Chorus] We gone drop it like this [Hook (repeat 2x)] It don't matter to me, we can dance slow Whichever way the beat drops our bodies will flow So swing it over here Mr. DJ And we will, we will, Rock you [Missy] I shake it like Jello, make the boys say hello cause they know im rockin the beat i know you heard about a lot of MCees But they ain't got nothin on me Because Im 5 foot 2, i wanna dance with you And Im sophistcated fun, I eat fillet minon Im nice and young, Best believe im number one |
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You would really exclude someone based on their education level?
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I put my focus more on what I DO want rather than what I don't want.... While I appreciate your comment I think that one would have to know what they DON'T want in order to know what they DO want and vice versa. And if you read my profile you will see that my "FOCUS" is God, my career, and my child. Sometimes you just have to let people know where you stand. 
Agreed!! We do learn from experience those things we do not want... absolutely! Like attracts like...we get what we think about whether we want it or not. |
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Do you have an age limit, to? How old is too old? 
Needs to be in my cohort...too young is rape (lol) and too old creeps me out! |
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OKAY here’s my RANT..... I am a GOOD heterosexual woman looking for a GOOD heterosexual man. PLEASE do not message, IM, or nudge me if you are ANY of the following: Married...Engaged...Seeing someone...Involved (however the hell u want to put it!) Gay...Undercover...You sleep with MEN (however the hell you want to put it!) A PEDOPHILE  (I will shed blood over my child!!!)
Abusive  (mentally, physically, verbally, or emotionally)
A Liar or a Thief 
Uneducated  (stopping at a GED/ HS diploma will not do) Looking for an Intimate Encounter (I am abstinent and if you keep that up u will end up with a STD or HIV/AIDS!!!) Unemployed (I have a career and so should you!)
Have Children that u do not see and PROVIDE for  (that is just not acceptable)
Don't like Kids (I have a child) Smoke (that includes both nicotine and weed  )
Drink excessively 
ONLY want to comment on how big my butt is and how fine I am  (tasteless and not the type of attention I want, AND DON’T U DARE BLAME IT ON MY PIC BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING EXPLICIT ABOUT MY PIC)
To be continued I’m sure…..LADIES FEEL FREE TO CHIME IN  AND ADD TO THE LIST!!!
you forgot to list one what about a girl not wanting to support the freaken man that are no good and lazy i did that who knows how many freaken times i supported my freaken ex hubby for 2yrs i supported a old bf where i ended up doing 3 freaken jobs 2 outside the home and one on the computer just to make ends meet and it still wasent enough. he was sooo dang lazy he only work during the summer at the fair and he didnt feel he had to pay me anything.. oh yea he did give me some money after i had broken up with him, i learned that he had been talking to this one girl that he actually got married to. aparently he has a job, but in reality i dont belive that, for i know him |
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To get us back on topic, I only want a man who know how to dance to this. This Beat Is Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh Work my body, so melodic, this beat rolls right through my chest Everybody, ma and papi, came to party Grab somebody,work ya body, work ya body Let me see you 1,2 step [Chorus] Rock it, Don't Stop it Everybody get on the floor Crank the party up We about to get it on Let me see you 1,2 step I love it when you 1,2 step Everybody 1,2 step We about to get it on This Beat Is Outrageous, so contagious, make you crave it jazze made it So retarded,top charteed, ever since the day I started Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it Goodies make the boys jump on it No I can't control myself Now let me do my 1,2 step [Chorus] We gone drop it like this [Hook (repeat 2x)] It don't matter to me, we can dance slow Whichever way the beat drops our bodies will flow So swing it over here Mr. DJ And we will, we will, Rock you [Missy] I shake it like Jello, make the boys say hello cause they know im rockin the beat i know you heard about a lot of MCees But they ain't got nothin on me Because Im 5 foot 2, i wanna dance with you And Im sophistcated fun, I eat fillet minon Im nice and young, Best believe im number one Wow...who knew |
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Sun 07/11/10 11:29 AM
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You really have to have a sense of humor about all this. The U R HOTZ emails are entertaining and I try to think of new ways to Chrissy Txt replies. 
Another tip I have for you is to put the original post on your profile instead of in the forums. I doubt many of the inquiries you specified came from forum members although I could be wrong.
Oh and I just have to say. Although you don't want them to blame it on your pic, showing a pic of your trunk will solicit comments. If you pose for it, they are gonna comment. Just my two. Laugh, have fun, and use the delete key. It does wonders.
I think Chrissy has good advice - also can add that I keep my full body photo private as I am "curvy" and don't need the comments. and, I think posting to the forums is a good way for OP to get some advice from us who have been on the ITT sites for longer...
block/delete |
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Who knew what Moni? That old ladies have good taste in music or that we can actually dance to it.
See what imposing limits might make you miss out on. 
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You really have to have a sense of humor about all this. The U R HOTZ emails are entertaining and I try to think of new ways to Chrissy Txt replies.
Another tip I have for you is to put the original post on your profile instead of in the forums. I doubt many of the inquiries you specified came from forum members although I could be wrong.
Oh and I just have to say. Although you don't want them to blame it on your pic, showing a pic of your trunk will solicit comments. If you pose for it, they are gonna comment. Just my two. Laugh, have fun, and use the delete key. It does wonders.
What more needs to be said after this? 
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Who knew what Moni? That old ladies have good taste in music or that we can actually dance to it.
See what imposing limits might make you miss out on.
LMAOooooO
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This thread has gone in the crapper.
I know Lex will be disappointed but I never could pass up a good potty joke.
Well, you don't do it in every post you make, unless I'm missing something....! 
Actually, my first thought reading the OP is I hope guys don't take the "I Don't Want" lists the same way the women do. Because I get a lot of e-mails from people who are angry because my "I Don't Want" list excludes them, and they've decided to take it personally. If guys react the same way, then the OP could end up with some really annoying, whiny, self-persecutory e-mails. I like that kind myself (shows I'm making my point in a clear manner!), but I think most people would get tired of them after awhile....! Bottom line: it's not up to me to tell other people what to be offended by. That's a choice THEY make. And they sure do like to make it.... |
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You really have to have a sense of humor about all this. The U R HOTZ emails are entertaining and I try to think of new ways to Chrissy Txt replies.
Another tip I have for you is to put the original post on your profile instead of in the forums. I doubt many of the inquiries you specified came from forum members although I could be wrong.
Oh and I just have to say. Although you don't want them to blame it on your pic, showing a pic of your trunk will solicit comments. If you pose for it, they are gonna comment. Just my two. Laugh, have fun, and use the delete key. It does wonders.
I tried to post it on my profile initially but it would not fit? Then I thought hey why not post it on a forum and make it fun. Obviously these women take themselves too seriously. And as for my pic, I don't see a "trunk", I see a women standing in a pose and smiling. If I had faced forward then they would have commented on my boobs. I'm a curvy woman...I can't win either way. |
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Wait a minute.....
I gotta be God too? I will see what I can do but I aint promising nothin. If I may say. It is good to know what you don't want. Just as people think they got a grasp on what they do want. Yet, nothing is ever as simple as we would hope. Take the education thang. For me, higher education....nope. Then again, I have done professional research and paintings for the Museums of Natural History. My current job requires constantly updated knowledge of FDA laws both state and Federal. I know morons who have degrees. I know geniuses who never attended college. Just a thought. I know I aint got a shot with ya cause I am creepy old with a booty fetish whenever I am smoking a spliff. Hope you do find someone who isn't what you don't want. |
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Okay obviously the entire point of this post was missed. I mean come on gals, you can't honestly tell me that you have never been approached by a man with at least one of these issues. Seriously? Furthermore it was meant to be funny and fun. I do not need a counseling session!!! Just stay on topic and add to the list!!! (ranting and raving...lmao...
) I am beginning to see why men think women NAG. Just sayin.
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I fail to see how the original post is either funny or fun but ok... Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE!
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I fail to see how the original post is either funny or fun but ok... Guys - Leave your ego at the door, not everyone can pull off being the FONZ
I can!! |
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