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and children.....if properly cooked
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Sun 07/11/10 12:43 PM
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That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree 
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... Me too!
Generalizations are so bad, and since I have been smack dab in the middle of quite a few Mingle comicfests, I can assure you there is plenty of laughter. Also, no male bashing here. Dez broads love men! 
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hoorah for males!!! and profiles that are actually SAYING something about who someone is and what they enjoy (or dont)
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hoorah for males!!! and profiles that are actually SAYING something about who someone is and what they enjoy (or dont)
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys 
That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... I abuse my 'happy pills' their all gone...mushrooms alright? |
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That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... Me too!
Generalizations are so bad, and since I have been smack dab in the middle of quite a few Mingle comicfests, I can assure you there is plenty of laughter. Also, no male bashing here. Dez broads love men!
I love my cabana boys... 
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys
That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... I abuse my 'happy pills' their all gone...mushrooms alright? oh why not have to live on the wild side sometimes...
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Oh I almost forgot to add to the list...NO NAGGING MOTHER IN LAWS!!!
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Oh oh...I have 6 new emails since I started this post...they better not be guys from my list!!!!
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naa, sister is a sign of affection from me to other women..no threat, I don't intentionally hurt people. Just don't like those sweeping generalizations..there not really a fair debate. I like to play fair, share, care. |
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BTW putting up a post of the things that I do want in a man would not have been as interesting and funny. GET A SINCE OF HUMOR PEOPLE! So let me see if I understsand this... B/c the women aren't into "male bashing" we don't have a sense of humor and we're nags? When did having standards become male bashing....I'm sure these men could also go on and on about what they don't want in a woman. I welcome it so bring it on fellas. And I called you nags because almost all of the female responses were more focused on telling me what I should do (that's nagging) instead of just adding to the list. Bottom line some of you forgot to take your happy pills today. If I was sitting around talking with my girls we would all get a laugh out of this because we have all had similar experiences of these type of guys trying to talk to us (that's were the humor is). Most of you women for some reason seem to be in denial that you get approached by these type of men (keep living in you fantasy world). Once again if I had put up a post about all the nice guys that have approached me it would have not been as interesting AND FUNNY! And frankly u women seem more concerned with "bashing" my post then just taking it for what it was...humor (you don't have to get it. Strangely enough the men are the ones who seem to have gotten it. They didn't seem offended at all....maybe because it wasn't about them. Thanks guys
That was a pretty big generalization about 'most' of us gals here... Most of us have kids your age so we already know the score. Tread lightly sister I agree
Oh and Lori pass the happy pills will ya? Add some kind of hallucinogenic so the rest of us "get" the humor that we're supposedly not getting within the satire.... I abuse my 'happy pills' their all gone...mushrooms alright? oh why not have to live on the wild side sometimes...
woo hoo lets go Joy...I know a GREAT spot up the mountain for such behavior...
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I've read thru 4 pages of this and still trying to figure out exactly WHAT the point of the thread is?
Since 80% (conservative #'s =) is about how much we appreciate the male gender .... 
THEN I'M IN
IF it's about "HAPPY" Then I'm STILL IN
Did I miss something? 
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hoorah for males!!! and profiles that are actually SAYING something about who someone is and what they enjoy (or dont) I agree. It's hard to sum yourself up in just few sentences but I've read a few profiles that have it down packed. |
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I'm laughing!!! This thread is very entertaining!!!!! Tee -hee 
P.S. Men are hot!!!
Isn't tho!...except the few bad apples |
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I'm laughing!!! This thread is very entertaining!!!!! Tee -hee
P.S. Men are hot!!!
Sorry meant to say "Isn't it" |
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Wanna touch my butt?
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This thread is treading off track. So I will try to get us back there.
I don't want a guy who doesn't make me laugh. I don't want a guy who doesn't like sex. I don't want a guy who doesn't treat me with respect. I don't want a guy who is untrustworthy. I don't want a guy who isn't a freak.  Are we back on track?
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Being from Kentucky. I think this would apply to either gender. I would prefer they have most of there toofers..........
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OKAY here’s my RANT..... I am a GOOD heterosexual woman looking for a GOOD heterosexual man. PLEASE do not message, IM, or nudge me if you are ANY of the following: Married...Engaged...Seeing someone...Involved (however the hell u want to put it!) Gay...Undercover...You sleep with MEN (however the hell you want to put it!) A PEDOPHILE  (I will shed blood over my child!!!)
Abusive  (mentally, physically, verbally, or emotionally)
A Liar or a Thief 
Uneducated  (stopping at a GED/ HS diploma will not do) Looking for an Intimate Encounter (I am abstinent and if you keep that up u will end up with a STD or HIV/AIDS!!!) Unemployed (I have a career and so should you!)
Have Children that u do not see and PROVIDE for  (that is just not acceptable)
Don't like Kids (I have a child) Smoke (that includes both nicotine and weed )
Drink excessively 
ONLY want to comment on how big my butt is and how fine I am  (tasteless and not the type of attention I want, AND DON’T U DARE BLAME IT ON MY PIC BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING EXPLICIT ABOUT MY PIC)
To be continued I’m sure…..LADIES FEEL FREE TO CHIME IN AND ADD TO THE LIST!!!
WOW, really....I'll speak for this man that quit the 11th grade and went to Viet Nam, and the millions of other smart and dedicated men that went to war after OUR country was invaded........You would not want "any" of them...wow another bullit missed.....And by the way, I was third in command of a very large east coast military base, even with my lack of education, and so many of our military men and women do tasks everyday that many highly educated folks could never do. The ladies that I prefer are most of the women were broadly painted as having to take their "happy pills"......Much better than sour grapes pills that some take.... |
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and children.....if properly cooked another reason I'm glad I'm a vegetarian... |
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