Come on in,
Just Say Hi
Hit the Mingle forums,
Your time will fly
But beware of Mutual Match,
The chick may end up being a guy

Remember to watch your profile,
and even your posts
You never know who will turn up,
because everyone here is your host

Watch your language
and those nudey pics,
our site has Mods
and they know just who to fix

Be who you want to be,
or come as you are
there's alot of fake profiles,
but [(unlees you're stupid)<-Background vocals] you can spot them from afar

Just click on everybody's profile,
Perve, and add them as a friend
don't send too many nudges,
or the person may just kick you in the butt again and again

So come on in,
Just Say Hi
Mingle is better than Craigslist,
At least nobody here has died

Screw Match.com,
their people are obsessed with cheeseburgers
You'll be more welcomed at Mingle 2,
We get along with everyone even the ex-cons or burglars

Steal someone's Heart,
but obey the code
If they turn out to be Psycho,
Just run around in Stealth Mode

So come on in,
Just Say Hi
Welcome to Mingle 2,
Where you will become famous over night

My picture really isnt me.


I need some attention.


I wanna feel free!


theres noone to cut me out of my house.


I met a girl on Mingle, wearing a very nice blouse.


I really enjoy all the conversation I get.


Oh thank God for you internet!

Roses are read...violets are blue....after I finish Humping Tuarus....I will bone you too.

He has a giant penis.

I think hes nice.

We both live in the state known for beans and rice.

My mans a rapper, and his woman lives in China.

But if we both get desperate, you can have my vagina.

Watch out for the orange monkey,
he swings from thread to thread
Sending flowers and hearts,
with sweet things being said

Watch out for the orange monkey,
Over your head he will fly
He will send you an emoticon or two,
Not only if you're a chick, but also if you're a guy!

ha ha ha!

Oh, Mirror knows I'm playing! I send him flowers too!!!

hes my friend too. I was just laughing cos it was cute.

im eating my pringles.

Im checking my mingle.


I love to hear from you so.


You make me smile.


Though too many the miles.


I am feeling our love begin to grow.

Sing to the tune of Ring My Bell (Anita Ward Song)

I'm glad you're home
Now did you really miss me
I guess you did by the look in your eyes (look in your eyes, look in your eyes)
Well lay back and relax while I make real your wishes (I make real your wishes)
Then you and me can @#ck-a-bye

You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll

The night is young and full of possibilities
Well come on and let yourself be free
My lust for you, so long that I've been savin'
Tonight was made for me and you

You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll

(ding, dong, ding, dong)
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
(ding, dong, ding, dong, mingle it!)
You can mingle with my bell anytime, anyway
(ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it oww!)
You can mingle with my bell anytime, anyway
(ding, dong, ding, dong)

You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
(ding, dong, ding, dong)
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
(ding, dong, ding, dong, mingle it!)
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
(ring it, ring it, ring it, mingle it oww!)
You can mingle with my bell mingle my be-ll
(ding, dong, ding, dong)

ring a ling ling.


I made that chick sing.


She gave me a jingle.


after I met her on Mingle.


and now she calls me da king!

it was a starry dark night.


she came into sight.


as i sat on Mingle 2.


with nothing ta do.


she looked like a godess.


when she unbuttoned her bodess.


what a great chest!


snap this new cams da best!

its love at first sight.


the end of my plight.


im hook line and sinker.


because of this linker.


neither of us are a drinker.


on Mingle is where we tinker.


He beat out many, a pity.

cos he lives in my city.

he says im so pretty.


thats why ive written this ditty.


i hope hope he likes me for more than my "volupuous" butt.

whoa whoa whoa.


my ex is such a ho.


hear me post why im single.


I came here to Mingle.


and im not your average Joe.

do you like nice guys?


I serve burgers with fries.


my shy awkward grin.


where do I fit in?


I want you so bad.


Cant you see Im so sad?


I am NOT a whiner.


I will treat you finer.


because Ive never ONCE had a vaginer.

have you seen my chest?


I know mine looks the best.


My hair gelled so smooth.


Ill make my first move.


shell catch on to my groove.


ill have nothing to prove.

arial view, of my paid for two.


Hey im not just here for a screw!


You assume so much.


hell no you cant touch!

Im a good girl you see.


why do they look at me?


wearing a short skirt on a trampoline, with glee.


I want something real.

a LOVE I can feel.


How come all they talk about is my sex appeal?

earthy you rock

my limericks are too rude for here