Topic: Mingle Jingles
earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:42 PM

earthy you rock flowers smooched

my limericks are too rude for here


hee. :heart: thanks, yes thats how i spent childhood (good thing).

writing dirty limmericks, and perfecting the bj. :tongue: *kiss for you*

AndyBgood's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:43 PM
Earthy, I think we found your calling!

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:44 PM
you can send them in eeeeeemaillll thooogghhhhh. ha ha. :wink:

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:46 PM

Earthy, I think we found your calling!



hee. i know, im a lyrical poet like this Genius..

My mentor, BEHOLD!!!



lonetar25's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:49 PM
unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh*

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:51 PM

unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh*


laugh :wink: word to your mother.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 07:56 PM


unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh*


laugh :wink: word to your mother.


Alright STOP!! Collaborate and listen....

rofl rofl rofl rofl

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 08:02 PM
Listen, listen listen listen..


Miamis on the scene just in case you didnt know it!

rick31869's photo
Sat 08/08/09 08:13 PM
WELL IM SLICK RICK, IM FROM DE OL SCHOOL,

IM A GANSTER, APLAYA, AND NEVER A FOOL,

I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND I GRAB MY GAT,

IMA CRAZY MUTTHA****A FROM LAFAYETTE.
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HOWZ DAT,BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!,DONTHATEDAPLAYA,HATEDAGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
lol,lol,lo0l,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 08:18 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 09:00 PM
im 45.


and i dont jive.


hope your a good provider


and you look like night rider.


cop stache please.


no i dont want a sleeze.


if you look like magnum p.i.


you MIGHT get some pie.


my kids are all grown.


im always in the zone.


im for sure in my prime.

if you want kids, theres not much time.


if you like a woman who is a seasoned cook.

no further, must you look.


no youngins wanting sugar need apply.


i wont let your ******** fly.


if there is not a thing you cannot fix.

Ill be GLAD to throw you in the mix.

if bugs you can kill.


ill give you your fill.


I wont roll the dice, to find that your nice.

I want a man whos well adjusted.

I dont mind if your joints, are getting a little rusted.

some wisdom, and charm, are always a hoot.

and I love a man in a well tailored suit.

if you are a guy I can meet on Mingle 2

then here I am, Im the woman for you.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 08:25 PM

WELL IM SLICK RICK, IM FROM DE OL SCHOOL,

IM A GANSTER, APLAYA, AND NEVER A FOOL,

I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND I GRAB MY GAT,

IMA CRAZY MUTTHA****A FROM LAFAYETTE.
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HOWZ DAT,BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!,DONTHATEDAPLAYA,HATEDAGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
lol,lol,lo0l,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ha werd. you blew that one up. hahahaha. Love ya Rick. laugh

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:13 PM
i am right with God.


please give me a nod.


I have standards so high.


you should not deny.


I seek a man who is true


right here on Mingle 2


Life can be tough.


but Jesus gives me enough.









earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:17 PM
k so, yes that last one was dry, and i dont care.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:26 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 09:42 PM
if your breastasis is jiggly


and you aint no piggy.


i might like your style


an ill stay for a while.


ill be lookin fly.


im one hell of a guy.


im here on Mingle 2


to add you to my crew.



JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:27 PM
WOOHOO!!!

She's been on a roll!!!

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:28 PM
i likes em thick


i likes em skinny


i likes em in a short little mini


if you aint got no daddy drama


bring yoself here


you sexy mama

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 09:31 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 09:32 PM

WOOHOO!!!

She's been on a roll!!!


ha ha..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVJBhDoGapM


a jam for you guys.. ya feel me?


xoxoxoxoxoxo

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:05 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 10:06 PM
i love your laugh


i love your eyes.


can i feel you between these thighs?


i know my role.


your heart my goal.


I met you once, excitement i felt.


that kiss goodnight just made me melt.


I want you to know me for my mind.


but for you, im not the waiting kind.


I made it back to my door, and i am safe.


but tomorrow night i might just turn my back on my religious faith.


If lay in bed tonight, ill only think of you.

you make me so hot, guy I met on Mingle 2.





JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:07 PM
Ooooo...that's a good one.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:10 PM

Ooooo...that's a good one.


hee, cool. Im gonna take a quick shower, i yucky. *squeal*