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earthy you rock my limericks are too rude for here hee. thanks, yes thats how i spent childhood (good thing). writing dirty limmericks, and perfecting the bj. *kiss for you* |
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Earthy, I think we found your calling!
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you can send them in eeeeeemaillll thooogghhhhh. ha ha.
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Earthy, I think we found your calling! hee. i know, im a lyrical poet like this Genius.. My mentor, BEHOLD!!! |
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unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh*
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unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh* word to your mother. |
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unfortunatly that looks like vannila ice *sigh* word to your mother. Alright STOP!! Collaborate and listen.... |
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Listen, listen listen listen..
Miamis on the scene just in case you didnt know it! |
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WELL IM SLICK RICK, IM FROM DE OL SCHOOL,
IM A GANSTER, APLAYA, AND NEVER A FOOL, I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND I GRAB MY GAT, IMA CRAZY MUTTHA****A FROM LAFAYETTE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOWZ DAT,BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!,DONTHATEDAPLAYA,HATEDAGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. lol,lol,lo0l,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 09:00 PM
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im 45.
and i dont jive. hope your a good provider and you look like night rider. cop stache please. no i dont want a sleeze. if you look like magnum p.i. you MIGHT get some pie. my kids are all grown. im always in the zone. im for sure in my prime. if you want kids, theres not much time. if you like a woman who is a seasoned cook. no further, must you look. no youngins wanting sugar need apply. i wont let your ******** fly. if there is not a thing you cannot fix. Ill be GLAD to throw you in the mix. if bugs you can kill. ill give you your fill. I wont roll the dice, to find that your nice. I want a man whos well adjusted. I dont mind if your joints, are getting a little rusted. some wisdom, and charm, are always a hoot. and I love a man in a well tailored suit. if you are a guy I can meet on Mingle 2 then here I am, Im the woman for you. |
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WELL IM SLICK RICK, IM FROM DE OL SCHOOL, IM A GANSTER, APLAYA, AND NEVER A FOOL, I GET UP EVERY MORNING AND I GRAB MY GAT, IMA CRAZY MUTTHA****A FROM LAFAYETTE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HOWZ DAT,BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!,DONTHATEDAPLAYA,HATEDAGAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. lol,lol,lo0l,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha werd. you blew that one up. hahahaha. Love ya Rick. |
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i am right with God.
please give me a nod. I have standards so high. you should not deny. I seek a man who is true right here on Mingle 2 Life can be tough. but Jesus gives me enough. |
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k so, yes that last one was dry, and i dont care.
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 09:42 PM
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if your breastasis is jiggly
and you aint no piggy. i might like your style an ill stay for a while. ill be lookin fly. im one hell of a guy. im here on Mingle 2 to add you to my crew. |
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WOOHOO!!!
She's been on a roll!!! |
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i likes em thick
i likes em skinny i likes em in a short little mini if you aint got no daddy drama bring yoself here you sexy mama |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 09:32 PM
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WOOHOO!!! She's been on a roll!!! ha ha.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVJBhDoGapM a jam for you guys.. ya feel me? xoxoxoxoxoxo |
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sat 08/08/09 10:06 PM
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i love your laugh
i love your eyes. can i feel you between these thighs? i know my role. your heart my goal. I met you once, excitement i felt. that kiss goodnight just made me melt. I want you to know me for my mind. but for you, im not the waiting kind. I made it back to my door, and i am safe. but tomorrow night i might just turn my back on my religious faith. If lay in bed tonight, ill only think of you. you make me so hot, guy I met on Mingle 2. |
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Ooooo...that's a good one.
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Ooooo...that's a good one. hee, cool. Im gonna take a quick shower, i yucky. *squeal* |
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