Topic: Mingle Jingles
earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:33 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 11:06 PM
I changed from just transgender


sometime last December


i now am a woman


a real heart bender


I have been to many a site


but none like this to my delight


I came to Mingle unknowing and unsure


but YOUR sexy men came right to MY door


I used to send emails.. a real offender


never to even come back, "return to sender"

i find so many just for me


they all tell me "bark up MY tree"


Oh Mingle 2 I am so elated.

Cos now THIS girl, will finally be dated!


earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:37 PM
I have the idea, im popping in the shower, and ill write something hot, and then i get naked, all wet and steamy.. and I write a sensitive one about transgendered people?


okayyyyyyy...


Self.. is there something youd like to tell us about?


*the committee in my head goes wild*

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:38 PM
Edited by JustAGuy2112 on Sat 08/08/09 10:39 PM

I have the idea, im popping in the shower, and ill write something hot, and then i get naked, all wet and steamy.. and I write a sensitive one about transgendered people?


okayyyyyyy...


Self.. is there something youd like to tell us about?


*the committee in my head goes wild*


rofl rofl rofl

I certainly hope you aren't looking to be a dude.

You are way too good looking as a woman...lol

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:39 PM
ha ha.. im such a fruit fly.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:45 PM

ha ha.. im such a fruit fly.


surprised Short life span?!?!?!sad sad sad

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:45 PM
lol, maybe half love bug.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 10:48 PM

lol, maybe half love bug.


bigsmile LOL

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:31 PM
i like you good

i like you fine


now please dont sit here


and waste my time

I know you are inexperienced about sex, and have alot to know.


But please go ask your best buddy Joe


I dont like instant messages


they irritate me bad

heres the link to kama sutra


your making me mad


I am on Mingle to meet someone nice


not to get off your need for lust


and to deal with your vice


so please message someone who is a pervert like you.


Ive got a life, and things to do.


JustAGuy2112's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:33 PM

i like you good

i like you fine


now please dont sit here


and waste my time

I know you are inexperienced about sex, and have alot to know.


But please go ask your best buddy Joe


I dont like instant messages


they irritate me bad

heres the link to kama sutra


your making me mad


I am on Mingle to meet someone nice


not to get off your need for lust


and to deal with your vice


so please message someone who is a pervert like you.


Ive got a life, and things to do.




Applauds.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:35 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sat 08/08/09 11:35 PM


I have the idea, im popping in the shower, and ill write something hot, and then i get naked, all wet and steamy.. and I write a sensitive one about transgendered people?


okayyyyyyy...


Self.. is there something youd like to tell us about?


*the committee in my head goes wild*


rofl rofl rofl

I certainly hope you aren't looking to be a dude.

You are way too good looking as a woman...lol


nah, being female is too much fun.. uhh. thanks lol

and thanks for the applause lol.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:59 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 08/09/09 12:08 AM
I am looking for the man of my dreams


I NEED someone who can make me scream


you MUST be rich, and nice and drive an expensive car


you CANT be the kind to sit in a bar


I WILL NOT accept a guy with no future


he cant live with Mommy, or be a big moocher


his looks should be HAWT, and he must make me DROOL

he must have tattoos

and be VERY cool

I want my man to LOVE his mother

he should show ME respect,

make me feel there is NO OTHER

I WANT YOU, I NEED YOU WHY WOULDNT YOU WANT ME?

I have no issues, oh golly oh gee.

I JUST want 2.5 babies, and for us to marry you see.




I know we havent met, but i have planned your life.

I am ready to settle down as your beautiful wife.

if you desert me mingle 2

dont be surprised if I sue

I ONLY WANT my NIGHT IN SHINGING ARMOR

After all, i AM SUCH an AMAAAZING charmer.

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 08/09/09 12:50 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 08/09/09 12:53 AM
I just left my ex


Im sick of his crap


he threw out my stuff


cos I stole his wooden baseball bat


i just popped his headlights, his winshield his hood


he tempted me, didnt think that I could


I am all free, and ready to date


so what if my period is 3 months too late

its not cheating if it was his brother

so what is my best girlfriend is really my lover?

I mean no I dont work, and I dont clean very well

But if he wants me to serve him after 12 hours of work he can go strait to hell.

so what he bought me jewelery, the iphone and the car

That doesnt mean IM gonna stay away from the bar


Im here and im sweet, and i treat my man so good

as long as you strait we undastood

my interests are movies, and dinner and song

please judge my profile

I know it cant go wrong

Mingle my man just didnt get me



Im just a girl who is wild and free.




JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 08/09/09 12:59 AM
Oh now THAT one is choice....lmao

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 08/09/09 01:06 AM

Oh now THAT one is choice....lmao


ha ha

elwoodsully's photo
Sun 08/09/09 03:04 AM
Lydia, oh Lydia

You gave me Chlamydia

Lydia, the tattooed lady



Lydia and I met on Herpesmatch.com
We've been happily married now for
3 months, but married for 2 years.
That B!tch. I should have joined Mingle.

snarkytwain's photo
Sun 08/09/09 04:46 AM

You showed me your goods.



I showed you mine.


Its been two days.


now for the end of time.


we talk every half an hour from moms basement, after a shower.


the pictures on my phone.


strait from the bathroom, in private from you soon-to be- ex girlfriends home.


I am moving in with you.


As soon its afforded those brand new work shoes.


my nine kids not a bother.


the government will father.


its with you I will run away.


in my heart you will forever stay.


I would TOTALLY give you the award for that Yin, cept 5 isn't that far away from 9... grumble

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 08/09/09 07:22 AM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Sun 08/09/09 07:22 AM


yeah but, this ones a little more stealth ghetto, an aint noone payin in either.

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 08/10/09 06:10 PM
Edited by earthytaurus76 on Mon 08/10/09 06:13 PM
Ive posted once.


Ive posted twice.


Im giving a go, a roll of the dice.



Is he out there?


How will I know?


Im hoping for a dinner


and a show.


I left the guy who wouldnt grow up.

He wouldnt shave.


He stood me up.


Could you give me half a chance?

and give my profile a quick glance?


I dont ask too much.


Ill even go dutch.




Im looking on Mingle 2.


just for you.


Im hoping for someone new.


prisoner's photo
Mon 08/10/09 06:18 PM
be seeing you,be seeing me,Mingle is the place to be.:banana:

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 08/10/09 06:57 PM
hee!