welcome to mingle
this is our jingle

if your alone
like a dog with no bone

just sat at home
waiting by the phone

then come online
and fined someone fine

for the single
with a certain tingle

theres plenty of chicks
and only a few have *****

theres hotties like taurus
who dosent just write the chourus

but the whole damn rap
whitch made justaguy clap

so join the que
as nice guys, theres few

haha sweet.

Alone and forlorn

my heart was just torn

I am now single

but then I found Mingle!

"New members" I posted

but then I was roasted

mutual match calmed my fears

but "swinging" caused me tears

my friends list is long

and Sully wrote me a song...

Now I come here each day

Looking to play

I love my Mingle

and these silly *** jingles!

holy crap batman


check out THIS girls can


I wants her to pieces


lookin at dem creases


she look so good


but im from da hood


i wonder if i could


get over this wood


please let me be understood




Id keep her real close


shed get the FULL dose

ill work real hard

take her out in my car


id do her so right

every single night

she wouldnt look back

cos id share my fat stack

thank you Mingle 2,

and i loves my boo

word to ya mom
i came to drop the bomb

that through an election
a ritous mutual match selection

you an me are out for food
and im not tryin to be rude
but im worried your a dude

theres hair all about your person
and altho i cant be certain

without an obvious grapple
i think thats an adams apple

so my message to you is
check if your date stands when they whiz

That's brilliant hun!

ha ha

an angry man has spoken

fkn mutual match is broken

i put in a shiney token

and it sent me a bloke n

i wasnt very happy

cos i myself am a chappy

from what i know

the parts just dont go

something to do with plumbing

its not for me that bumming

nor other s&m stuff

where they get quite rough

or the other thing they do

where a girl does a poo

on another lady

whos pregnant with a baby

im tellin you its shady

Mingle makes me giggle
Especially these little jingles
The people here vary
From beautiful to just plain scary
There's a MsMyka and Mr.Fear
Both I hold very dear
A star on his own
Who I'd take home
If it weren't for the crazy in me
I'd get a lot more sleep you see
Instead I Mingle to all hours of the night
Giving myself such a fright
But I enjoy you all
From short to tall
And wish you the best
In love's trying quest

Mingle2, the greatest waste of time since Seinfeld!

Any you just can't get enough!

To, and fro

I watch my men go


But WHY? is what I want to know.


I wear perfume


my *** is like BOOM!


I wish I could find a man to be my groom.


could there be

a man for me?

I wonder where I should look.


I want someone fun, who aint on the run, a man whos an open book.


I dream of him nightly

am I so unsightly?


could he show for even a moment or two?

my lifes in a swirl


for im a BIG girl


slighly insecure


please someone give me a whirl, and make THESE toes curl





so here is my query: do large women make you leary?


I post this with my fingers crossed


I sit in my home,


I feel so alone


Oh dear I feel so lost!

I totally feel like that a lot too

Mingle2. This ain't your Mom's dating site. But it's your Grammy's !!!

Ah its mostly from the point of view of others, but Im glad you get something out of this.