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Granted. But the extra light you requested comes in the form of an overhead lamp that the police used to interrogate you. I wish I could teach the world how to sing in perfect harmony. Granted, but then the world begins to sing: "This is the song that never ends . . . " I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. Yeah, but then you'd only be made out of lips and butthole. I wish that donuts and ice cream were health food. |
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Edited by
ThomasJB
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Fri 08/07/09 04:22 PM
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Granted, but now vegetables are a dessert and dessert sucks.
I wish I had my love right here in my arms. |
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Granted, but the police catch you amusing and abusing yourself, and now the bright light is on you, too.
I wish I had more hard drive space. |
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Granted, but the police catch you amusing and abusing yourself, and now the bright light is on you, too. I wish I had more hard drive space. granted, but you fill it with porn in a day, and now your chick is asking to use the computer to show your mum something i wish all the continents were connected by land |
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Granted. But when they joined, at that amazing speed, the entire UK was shoved up the Bum of the Soviet Republic, and now you'll have to learn to speak Russian.
I wish it won't get hotter than 90 tomorrow. |
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Granted, 82 high for tomorrow but natures revenge is a killer 103 with 98% humidity for the following three days straight.
I wish I had help tomorrow finishing this endless painting job! |
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Granted but the helpers are monkeys and the paint goes in all the wrong places and you have to clean for EONS!
I wish I could be in the mountains tonight! |
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Granted, but then you wouldn't be happy with the mountains and would, instead prefer the beach!
I wish I could fast forward the days until Thomas gets here!!!   
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Granted. But doesn`t time go by fast enough?
I wish I had another drum set.  (((DAW))) 
(((galendgirl)))
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Granted. Your set is below.
I wish I could get to sleep before dawn |
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Granted, but then Dawn's boyfriend catches the two of you sleeping in his bed.. Ruh Roh..
I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. |
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Granted, you've been given pneumonia. That should get you out of work for several days. I wish Rio Rancho was 3,000 feet lower so stuff would cook right. |
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Granted, but now it's 120 degrees, just like Death Valley. Win some, lose some.
I wish the pneumonia would go away before Saturday morn. I need the weekend to do stuff. |
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Granted, but today you wake up with shingles instead.
I wish my hair would lay straight again!! |
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