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Granted....Wouldn`t you also want a Solo Flex to go with it?
I wish I was southwestern Ohio |
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Granted, but then you'd be in Southwestern Ohio ('nuff said???)
I wish I could eventually meet every person I enjoy playing with from the M2 community! |
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Granted, but what you did realize is that they are all robots and you are the only real person on mingle.
I wish I had a really cool well paying job. |
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Granted, but the pressure would make you want to go back to turning burgers.
I wish I could figure something out. |
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Granted, but the pressure would make you want to go back to turning burgers. I wish I could figure something out. Granted, but you couldn't figure it out. I wish I had the remote control for time. |
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Granted, but it's dead, and it runs on depleted Uranium rods, and you're fresh out.
I wish I had a cold beer. |
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Granted...but then you realize it was open and the llama next to you is licking the spit off his lips.
I wish I was fearless. |
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Granted...but then you realize it was open and the llama next to you is licking the spit off his lips. I wish I was fearless. Granted, but lacking fear you thought it would be fun to climb the tree in your backyard and fell and broke your leg. I wish my bank account balance was much larger. |
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Granted, but then your assets were ceased by the IRS for suspicious activity and you couldn't buy a piece of penny (or however much it costs these days) candy!
I wish I could finish raising my inner child. |
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Granted, but your inner child grows up to be a cynical, crotchety, old fogey.
I wish 15 days would hurry up and pass 
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Granted (or it will be in just about 2+ weeks!) but then you will be merely 15 days older and wishing for the "good ol' days!"
I wish I could play hooky today! |
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Granted, but your boss catches you and you end up taking a permanent vacation....
I wish I could take a nap! |
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Granted - but you discover I AM the boss and I didn't play hooky today! (Seriously!)
I wish I could remember names more easily. |
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Granted, you can remember names, but you're terrible at ages and always guess someone older than they are.
I wish I had my own in ground swimming pool! |
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Granted but the cost of the chemicals and the work it takes to maintain leaves you without a chance to take a dunk!
I wish the heat of August had turned into the cool of fall... |
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Edited by
ThomasJB
on
Thu 08/06/09 05:49 PM
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The powers that be have granted your wish, but you overlooked one small detail . . . You did not specify Fall for what region of the world and they thought you might enjoy a nice pleasant Antarctica Fall.
I wish I lived near Asheville, NC. |
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Granted, but then you'd develop a sweet little drawl and could never go home again!
I wish I had a couple more hours of light tonight... |
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Granted. But the extra light you requested comes in the form of an overhead lamp that the police used to interrogate you.
I wish I could teach the world how to sing in perfect harmony. |
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Granted. But the extra light you requested comes in the form of an overhead lamp that the police used to interrogate you. I wish I could teach the world how to sing in perfect harmony. Granted, but then the world begins to sing: "This is the song that never ends . . . " I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener. |
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Didn`t she already cancel on ya? I wish I had a spiked watermelon. 
Lol, that's pretty good. |
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