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Granted. But you know you don`t want to grow up to be like me.
I wish I had a double cheeseburger with mushrooms, and onions, |
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Granted, but the first date who buys you that burger won't be able to read the shirt!
I wish I had a great dress to go with those Madden Girl shoes I've never worn yet! |
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Granted. Finds you a really nice "little black dress" to go with your shoes.
I wish I had a V8. |
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Granted but the last owner never changed the oil and the block is seized.
I wish I had a Klondike bar. |
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Granted, but that guy over there licked all over it first...
I wish I had the answers for all my questions... |
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Granted but why are all your questions about sex? I wish i knew all the answers about sex!!
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Granted but why are all your questions about sex? I wish i knew all the answers about sex!!  
You know all the answers, but you can't remember to which questions they belong!!! I wish I didn't overthink everything... |
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Granted...and it feels good until you realize that underthinking is like having your brain melted and gooey.
I wish for a bite of dark chocolate to go with this wine... |
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Granted. Dark Chocolate
 Wine  maybe a little.
I wish mingle was as much fun as it used to be. |
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Granted...but then you can't keep up with your online social life and waste away from failure to eat, sleep, or function in any responsible way.
I wish I didn't wake up thinking about work! |
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Granted......Look into my eyes.....you are going to have a great day and not go to work.
I wish I had a chocolate milkshake. |
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done..but you gotta drink it outta my sock....
want someone to make my lunch.... |
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done..but you gotta drink it outta my sock.... want someone to make my lunch.... I wish 2 be done with college b4 it even started |
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Done...but you'll miss the hottest date of your life and will become a lonely but degreed old person before your time.
I wish it were cooler outside tonight. |
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Granted, but you look around and realize you're now in Siberia.
I wish for more wishes.. |
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Granted...and all is well until you realize you can never, never, NEVER escape the Corrupt A Wish thread!
I wish I could be camping under the stars tonight. |
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Granted. You realize too late that you locked all of your keys in the house, and have to sleep outside.
I wish mssilverox swings through Illinois on her way home, and hooks up with Lex, Fear and myself for stories, and some food. |
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Granted, but the aforementioned hook used drags you clear into the next state!
I wish I could hear some of those stories! |
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Granted, but I'll be telling them in a mixture of German and Spanish. Something I like to call Germish.
I wish it would keep raining. The crops here need a bit more. |
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Granted, but the corn will "grow high as an elephant's eye" and you'll have pachyderm poo in your yard!
I wish I had an inversion table to hang upside down from this morning (my back feels crummy!) |
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