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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. ummm deaf...mute...french accent? errr hello? Does she sign with a french accent? 
No silly! During love making, she would honk like a goose...with a french accent ...duh! It is cute when deaf chicks honk thier way through a love making session.... |
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Edited by
Jess642
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Wed 04/22/09 08:23 PM
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. ummm deaf...mute...french accent? errr hello? Does she sign with a french accent?
No silly! During love making, she would honk like a goose...with a french accent ...duh! It is cute when deaf chicks honk thier way through a love making session.... Mate....you're the goose! She's f*cking mute!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!  
 (That was the aussiest accent I have heard myself with, in the longest time!)
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. ummm deaf...mute...french accent? errr hello? Does she sign with a french accent?
No silly! During love making, she would honk like a goose...with a french accent ...duh! It is cute when deaf chicks honk thier way through a love making session.... Mate....you're the goose! She's f*cking mute!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Wait a minute!!!! Aussie mutes don't make that noise when they are excited? (You know! The one where they honk through thier nose and think that it sounds normal?) "Ohhbb NYETHH!!! daet fellsh show guude!!! DOEN schtop!!!! Honk...ooohhh..honk...yeth!" |
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. ummm deaf...mute...french accent? errr hello? Does she sign with a french accent?
No silly! During love making, she would honk like a goose...with a french accent ...duh! It is cute when deaf chicks honk thier way through a love making session.... Mate....you're the goose! She's f*cking mute!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Wait a minute!!!! Aussie mutes don't make that noise when they are excited? (You know! The one where they honk through thier nose and think that it sounds normal?) "Ohhbb NYETHH!!! daet fellsh show guude!!! DOEN schtop!!!! Honk...ooohhh..honk...yeth!" M.....U....T....E....what might that spell? I wonder what that might mean.......
As to the rest of your criteria...I suspect sex with a 6' blonde amazonian would be sufficient about now... somehow you don't strike me as all that errr... particular in this moment..
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Naw babe...Ironically...I am pretty particular...(Ironic because I used to be an unrepentant slut)...now I have standards..you know...a honking deaf mute albino pygmy nymphomaniac with a french accent...I am worth a woman like that!
at this point...I can wait... |
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Naw babe...Ironically...I am pretty particular...(Ironic because I used to be an unrepentant slut)...now I have standards..you know...a honking deaf mute albino pygmy nymphomaniac with a french accent...I am worth a woman like that! at this point...I can wait...
Patience of a zen master.....
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I suppose there is no chance that you sound like someone is stepping on a rubber duckie during sex? (I would kick myself later if I didn't ask)
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I suppose there is no chance that you sound like someone is stepping on a rubber duckie during sex? (I would kick myself later if I didn't ask) Hahahahaha!!! I'll have to make a call... I go deaf during sex, I dont know what I sound like.... give me 2 mins and I'll ask...
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I suppose there is no chance that you sound like someone is stepping on a rubber duckie during sex? (I would kick myself later if I didn't ask) Hahahahaha!!! I'll have to make a call... I go deaf during sex, I dont know what I sound like.... give me 2 mins and I'll ask...
SEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DEAF! Oh mama! that is one off the list....now, just work on the rest!!!!! (I KNEW this thread would pay off!) |
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I suppose there is no chance that you sound like someone is stepping on a rubber duckie during sex? (I would kick myself later if I didn't ask) Hahahahaha!!! I'll have to make a call... I go deaf during sex, I dont know what I sound like.... give me 2 mins and I'll ask...
SEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DEAF! Oh mama! that is one off the list....now, just work on the rest!!!!! (I KNEW this thread would pay off!) Ummm..no...no squeaky toy, honking, or otherwise strange noises....(and he wants to know 'who the f*ck wants to know? ')....
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Edited by
74Drew
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Wed 04/22/09 11:26 PM
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nevermind, it's been covered. . . . |
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Shshsh I bombed out on that request
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I suppose there is no chance that you sound like someone is stepping on a rubber duckie during sex? (I would kick myself later if I didn't ask) Hahahahaha!!! I'll have to make a call... I go deaf during sex, I dont know what I sound like.... give me 2 mins and I'll ask...
SEEEEEE!!!!!!!! DEAF! Oh mama! that is one off the list....now, just work on the rest!!!!! (I KNEW this thread would pay off!) As anticipated, Krupa, one trait at a time you are building even THIS impossible dream! |
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