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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. oooh oooh pick me 
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. oooh oooh pick me
You are right there in the running Fade!...now come on baby...at least break out with braless Jumping jacks or daschund tossing...( I know that you are skilled and intellectual...) If nothing else...I will settle for your fly and fresh interpretive dance of Prince's "Raspberry beret". |
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Darn I only meet the sex requirement 
...and I've got the short hair. Consider yourself humped honey....I will apologize a bit more sincerly in the morning. Now...bend over...kiss my toes...hold it......I love you Gale.....and you can relax now.......whew! I need a smoke! (Oh crap...I should probably apologize to her.....) |
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You are hilarious, Krupa daaaahling! If you put enough of us together you will have the woman of your dreams...
Be careful what you ask for! |
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You are hilarious, Krupa daaaahling! If you put enough of us together you will have the woman of your dreams... Be careful what you ask for! I would settle for warmth in my arms...and a smile on my face... until then...the crack of dawn ain't safe!!!!! Sure I would like to have my way with all you hot ladies...but, don't want to cramp up and look stupid while I am trying to walk off a viagra induced groin cramp.... take my word for it...it is only heroic in my mind....in reality, it ain't easy walking around with a boner that you could break open a door with. |
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Don't be angry Romy! you know that I have 1 minute and 18 seconds set aside just for you! And I will pleasure you hard!!!!! |
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Don't be angry Romy! you know that I have 1 minute and 18 seconds set aside just for you! And I will pleasure you hard!!!!! awww...............  
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. oooh oooh pick me
You are right there in the running Fade!...now come on baby...at least break out with braless Jumping jacks or daschund tossing...( I know that you are skilled and intellectual...) If nothing else...I will settle for your fly and fresh interpretive dance of Prince's "Raspberry beret". Sounds sexy to me .. 
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I am romantic that way...you are welcome.
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I do have the nympho and french kissing .. oh wait, you said french ACCENT .. damn it all Krupa. You are soooooooooo demanding & small minded on this
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Oh I get it - this is a PCU stunt....  ????
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Oh I get it - this is a PCU stunt.... ????
I wish baby! I was just tired of waiting around for nothing to happen...I will make my own humiliation thread... Let's face it...it pans out...have you seen the hot momma's on here?...Of course you have!...Look in the mirror...I would do you...really..REALLY good! |
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I do have the nympho and french kissing .. oh wait, you said french ACCENT .. damn it all Krupa. You are soooooooooo demanding & small minded on this
Just be short and we can iron this all out Fade! But, if you are far sighted and refuse to wear glasses...that will definitely help. |
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Oh I get it - this is a PCU stunt.... ????
I wish baby! I was just tired of waiting around for nothing to happen...I will make my own humiliation thread... Let's face it...it pans out...have you seen the hot momma's on here?...Of course you have!...Look in the mirror...I would do you...really..REALLY good! Kruppie - you already have 198,765,401 hot babes in your harem.... where is eveyrone fitting ??? 
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Oh I get it - this is a PCU stunt.... ????
I wish baby! I was just tired of waiting around for nothing to happen...I will make my own humiliation thread... Let's face it...it pans out...have you seen the hot momma's on here?...Of course you have!...Look in the mirror...I would do you...really..REALLY good! Kruppie - you already have 198,765,401 hot babes in your harem.... where is eveyrone fitting ???
Just need you fitting up close to my left side...my arms wrapped around you...breathing in the smell of your hair and flesh as the stars circle slowly above us in the clear night sky. After a while our breath would become one..we could relax in total comfort...just being happy to be in each others good company.....then you would be so relaxed that you would fart...and I would have to try my damnedest not to laugh. |
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Oh I get it - this is a PCU stunt.... ????
I wish baby! I was just tired of waiting around for nothing to happen...I will make my own humiliation thread... Let's face it...it pans out...have you seen the hot momma's on here?...Of course you have!...Look in the mirror...I would do you...really..REALLY good! Kruppie - you already have 198,765,401 hot babes in your harem.... where is eveyrone fitting ???
Just need you fitting up close to my left side...my arms wrapped around you...breathing in the smell of your hair and flesh as the stars circle slowly above us in the clear night sky. After a while our breath would become one..we could relax in total comfort...just being happy to be in each others good company.....then you would be so relaxed that you would fart...and I would have to try my damnedest not to laugh. I promise to not eat beans that night!  
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I will feed you beans baby, and cabbage...and deviled eggs....
Daddy ain't afraid. (actually, I am terrified, but...I have run my mouth so much that I gotta pretend to be butch!) Naw Romy...you know I am playing.....I ALWAYS BLAME THE DOGS!!!!! |
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  Gotta Love The KRUP!!
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I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. ummm deaf...mute...french accent? errr hello? Does she sign with a french accent?
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