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![]() ![]() i wouldnt dare unless i felt like sleeping on the couch for a month ![]() ![]() |
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My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!"
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My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!" ![]() ![]() |
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My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!" ![]() ![]() Unless you're the dude! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() I wouldn't, I only worry about me and I can only change me. I will give my opinion if ask but would never suggest a way of life to somebody else. |
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My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!" ![]() ![]() Unless you're the dude! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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But seriously,
" I want to see less of you." " We're breaking up?" " No, You're so fat I can't see the T.V.! " Does that help? |
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when I was in Maine there seemed to be an inordinate number of BMW's (Big Maine Women)
the way we would compare them was to hold a piece of chalk in your hand and make a mark on her back while you dance. The put the chalk in the other hand and make a mark then you can compare whose chalk marks are furthest apart |
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Oh...did I mention hiding the food.
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when I was in Maine there seemed to be an inordinate number of BMW's (Big Maine Women) the way we would compare them was to hold a piece of chalk in your hand and make a mark on her back while you dance. The put the chalk in the other hand and make a mark then you can compare whose chalk marks are furthest apart BMW also stands for 'big michigan women'. they actually have a saying up in gaylord michigan "anything under 300lbs is considered petite" |
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Suggest some SEXexercise ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() When are you heading over east? I want some sexercise, Luis. I need to lose ten pounds.... ![]() ![]() ![]() Very soon ... let's lose 11 ![]() ![]() |
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My ex wife was very tactful. She'd say, " Have another beer you fat bastard!" ![]() ![]() Unless you're the dude! ![]() Lol, been there done that ![]() |
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Don't tell me I'm reading this I find big guys the sexiest men around!!!
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But seriously, " I want to see less of you." " We're breaking up?" " No, You're so fat I can't see the T.V.! " Does that help? |
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But seriously, " I want to see less of you." " We're breaking up?" " No, You're so fat I can't see the T.V.! " Does that help? ![]() |
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