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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"If you want to know anything about me just ask that's how the conversation starts."
Shouldn't have told me that, now I know how to avoid the whole thing. |
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"THIS IS WHAT MY PERSONALITY TEST SAID ABOUT ME .IF STILL INTERESTED AFTER READING THIS CONTACT ME AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS." Not much of a test.... 
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"I enjoy meeting people of all stripes." Those are zebras. |
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"will show pictures upon request." Do you have one of Teddy Roosevelt feeding a tomato to a llama? I would love to see that. I've said it before. Llamas are ALWAYS funny. |
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"I AM AN HONEST GIRL, LOOKING FOR THE SAME. LOYAL , NOT A CHEAT, YOU AND ONLY YOU. MY CHILDREN ARE GROWN AND FINDING MYSELF TOO MUCH TIME ALONE. IT'S MY TURN NOW.I LOVE CHILDREN."
Finding ONE honest girl in the world is like trying to find a left-handed metric Crescent wrench, so I highly doubt there will be TWO. |
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"hello i dont know where to begin but they always say start somewhere." Yeah, and I wish they would shut the hell up. I always thought the beginning was a good place to start, but what do I know? |
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"looking for someone thats not into yoga and has 1/2 a brain." You know, people on dating sites are just too unrealistic and demanding. 1. Personally, I don't know of ANYBODY that takes yoga seriously. Yogurt, maybe, but not yoga. 2. Look around you, man! There's people wandering around EVERYWHERE that only have half a brain! If THAT! 3. Man, that Rupert Holmes guy really had some funky lyrics, huh? |
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"im lookin for Ma Gurl, Ma world, Ma wuman! and ya gotta be able to cook"
anyone else noticing a MAMA fixation?? |
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"im lookin for Ma Gurl, Ma world, Ma wuman! and ya gotta be able to cook" anyone else noticing a MAMA fixation?? I'm noticing a number of things that might cause some concern..... |
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"if someone reading this needs someone with an open mind and very thick skin to vent to, by all means message me. "
so, your looking for the whining, crazy chicks.. neat. i think i saw a woman for you on page one. |
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"looking for a good hearted girl"
so if i have a heart condition... im out?? |
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"I was born and raised in Louisiana. I moved here a little over a year ago for school." make up your mind. your location says louisiana. |
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"i like to laugh and have fun so if your a girl that likes to have fun please let me know"
i love to have fun, lets get you strapped to this car battery and see where the night takes us. 
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"just want a real chick "
i see what you mean, dating immaginary friends does get a bit tiresome. |
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Sss-lice!
Nice ones, Izzie...  
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"Blah, Blah, Blah (this is what it sounds like to me, but here it goes)...I'm outgoing, loyal, caring, honest and loving to my family and friends. I'm a big people person"
You were right the first time. |
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"I am a busy woman, sometimes I just need a release."
Talk to the warden, you never know. |
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"I like to be treated like a woman and swept off my feet. Its hard to find around it."
Yes, it certainly is. Whatever you just said. |
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"I was born and raised in Alabama, and I've never had any qualms about being from the South."
Not that there was much you could do about it. |
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