Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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How's my profile so far?
No photos and 2/3rds 1 line. What profile? |
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"I bleave we shoud live ever day like its our last and injoy life."
Damn the spelling, full speed ahead.... |
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"On the profile it asked if you want to meet 'males or females'."
That's going to come up sooner or later. |
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"We will talk about this later if you are interested."
Talk about WHAT? |
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"once upon a time.."
oh good.. its story time. this should be good if you took your meds!!!! |
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"i may as well just come out and say it. i have no idea what to write."
well honesty and stupidity.. an interesting combination. |
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"I am a single mom of two wonderful teenagers!!!! I still believe in honesty and loyalty and the three magic words. What are they? Can you tell me?"
"Please start over"? |
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"I am starting back college in January."
What's "back college"? Is that for being a chiropractor or something? |
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"i hate this part of these things"
trust me.. im not to happy about the reading part ether. |
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"Well lets see .. for starters my name is .. what a minute you really dont want to know my name do you? men are ***holes that just want a quick peice of ass and to leave.. men are scared of a relationship and are scared that if they do find someone and fall in "love" that they will get heart broken.. mostly because of the anorexic **** they fall in love with."
You've been spying on me! |
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"If u dont have standards, you will fall for anything."
It's pretty bad when even the cliches come out wrong.... |
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"if u wanna no ask i might tell"
oh the wonders of the modern education system! |
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"Just email and we can talk more. Don't be shy, message me and ask all u want know"
oh let me start typing now! you've given me SO MUCH to ask you about you.. im sure that we are going to be together forever! |
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"Everyone loves a little mystery and excitement."
Ooooh, another "Columbo" marathon.... |
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"hi, just wanna talk to someone capable of holding an intelligent conversation longer than one minute. no alcoholics please, tired of talking to brick walls."
Well, there's your problem.... |
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Is this where I need to post my references.
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Single is my wife,,,I just need to lrite more,,later.
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"I AM A GOOD AND WONDERFUL LOVING WOMAN. All men say that is what they want, but are you really looking for love or something else. PLEASE TELL ME i WANT TO KNOW."
I'm looking for someone who will do my laundry.... |
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"If you're funny,generous,kind,and not cranky in the morning, then by all means give me a holla!:)"
I don't start getting cranky until mid-afternoon, is that okay? |
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"I would like too find a man that makes me fill good."
Normally, you just spill stuff everywhere? |
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