"You would think that as you mature dating would become easier."

Yup, and you would think a polar bear could fly if the wind was right.

Sounds like HE had some experience with my ex as well.

"will show pictures upon request."

Do you have one of Teddy Roosevelt feeding a tomato to a llama? I would love to see that.

"Hi.....How are ya'll doing.. this thing says i have to type alot about myself but i have no idea what to type in... so i guess you just have to email me and find out what's up...."

I have to do a lot of things, but that ain't one of 'em....

"helo boys,Just looking for a friend no string atashedi"

When is the Head Trauma Telethon on again?

": Im recently divorced ,not looking for a husban ,been there done that ,I like dancing ,rainy day`s.low thunder .snuggling,love kissing.moonlight nites,the beach .im not realy high maintance,i do like going out to eat once and awhile ,i can cook im almost 5`4 well put togeather blond curly hair-verry deep green eyes.like to tan, dont like tan lines.....im looking for a nice man that can except me and treat me nice .i dont have to get high on anything i stay high on life ..so thats about it:"

Life makes you type like that, huh?

"I AM AN HONEST GIRL, LOOKING FOR THE SAME. LOYAL , NOT A CHEAT, YOU AND ONLY YOU. MY CHILDREN ARE GROWN AND FINDING MYSELF TOO MUCH TIME ALONE. IT'S MY TURN NOW.I LOVE CHILDREN."

Kind of all over the map there, aren't you?

"You must like non primates as I have pet monkey that I spend alot of time with."

Maybe the monkey should be writing the profile.

Makes you wonder what kind of person lets their children find them too alone, so much? Now, it's her turn to find herself too much alone because she loves them? Ok?

Oh, funny! It isn't the profile comments that make this such a joy. Tngxl65 and you share such a droll comeback banter here. I'm thoroughly amused.

"looking for someone thats not into yoga and has 1/2 a brain."

You know, people on dating sites are just too unrealistic and demanding.

"I have a 10 year old son who plays competitive baseball."

That competitive baseball is just too entrenched in the winner-loser mentality. I prefer the synchronized baseball -- it'll be an event in the 2012 Olympics....

Think maybe that one should venture into a library and check out a biology textbook???

I think THAT'S a monkey that skipped out of the barn a LONG time ago....

"hello i dont know where to begin but they always say start somewhere."

Yeah, and I wish they would shut the hell up.

So it would seem...lmao

"I see no sense in talking about all this so I will wait until I meet you and see how it goes from there."

That's a good plan.

"Life is too short to be unhappy."

So if we lived to be 900, it would be OK to be unhappy. I like the way you think.

"THIS IS WHAT MY PERSONALITY TEST SAID ABOUT ME .IF STILL INTERESTED AFTER READING THIS CONTACT ME AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENS."

Not much of a test....