100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
"My origin is French, however, my friend's describe me as down-to-earth and detailed."
What a conundrum -- French people are NEVER down-to-earth and detailed. Maybe you're really from Uzbekistan. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"My friends made me do this because they know I usually always take a dare."
I should usually always ignore profiles like these.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Interests we have in common is a good start...but lets be real...it's the mind we have to live with in the end."
And the sign indicates a vacancy.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Hi there, I have been told my pictures don't do me justice."
Well, as we all know, justice is blind. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Well, here we go again! Gotta fill up the description space. I will complete this very soon!Well, I thought I would."
Don't strain yourself. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"despite what you think, you don't know me, and probably never will."
Well, I'll muddle through somehow. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"After having chatted with a few on here, i feel i need to describe myself a little more. Unfortunately, i am twice divorced."
And that prevents you from describing yourself how....? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"So, I've discovered that I just don't fit the mold... "
Mold is highly overrated. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Im not sure if I should put anything here, I've noticed that most of you don't read it anyway."
The legend continues.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Once again Im erasing my words only to re type them."
That OCD is a real pain, huh? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Keep going Forward, as it can be shorter than you think."
I think they have an operation for that now. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I am a typical woman.I am moody most of the time.I do get jealous."
Yeah, this one has potential.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 I get such a kick out reading this thread.
Thanks for the laughs, Lex. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"So what can I say that separates me from the rest of the free world? I am the proud mother of 2 boys that ARE my life!"
Oh yeah, no one has ever said THAT before.... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I am 62, divorced, and have 5 grown children and 8 grandchildren. We are a close family, but respect each others individualality."
Making up words is good too. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I get such a kick out reading this thread.
Thanks for the laughs, Lex.
It's practically its own little cottage industry now! Plus it gives me something to do while I'm waiting for the next "Why Are All Men Pigs?" thread to show up.... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I trying to learning something new whenever I get a chance."
Not English, though, presumably. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"im 23, single, working mom of a beautiul 10 month old little girl.. she is my pride & joy, & my reason 4 waking up every day. not real sure what i would do without her.."
You might have to suck it up and write something that's actually about yourself. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. Give others a piece of you heart, not a piece of your mind.Kisses blown are kisses wasted."
enigmaticbabbling.com |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I see a lot of decent guys on here but have a hard time figuring out if I should email them!! lol so if you see that I looked at your profile and didn't email you email me!!"
Oh no, I'm not falling for THAT again. |
|
|
|
|
