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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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hi im a blackhawk fan. im lookin for a gal with similar interest.!!  
One goal. That's all you get....! HAHAHAHAH!!!! Nice one, Lex. LMAO |
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"I would just like to meet someone who is honest and who is available."
Best case scenario: It's pretty much one or the other. |
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hi im a blackhawk fan. im lookin for a gal with similar interest.!!
One goal. That's all you get....! HAHAHAHAH!!!! Nice one, Lex. LMAO I was amazed when they decided that would be their slogan this year. "One Goal." After all the years of Keenan residue lying over them, where their idea of a perfect game was a 0-0 tie. |
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That is hilarious.
Nearly as hilarious as the Detroit Lions slogan for last season. ' Believe In Now '. |
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just got out of prison for attempted murder of my ex....looking for woman who likes to be strangled by my hands..i'm laid back,down to earth kind of guy..if you want to know more about me please contact the FBI
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just got out of prison for attempted murder of my ex....looking for woman who likes to be strangled by my hands..i'm laid back,down to earth kind of guy..if you want to know more about me please contact the FBI
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"I like to have fun with friends, socially drinker, which means smoking cigarettes, don't use drugs."
And all this time I thought drinking meant drinking. |
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Seeks LTR or marriage, not giving up, still believe love exists. No game players, smoke, drink ok, open minded. No heavies or desperates. I know what love, trust, and loyalty are. Honest only. Not seeking perfection. All answered. It just might be you.
Not seeking perfection?!? Really 
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Seeks LTR or marriage, not giving up, still believe love exists. No game players, smoke, drink ok, open minded. No heavies or desperates. I know what love, trust, and loyalty are. Honest only. Not seeking perfection. All answered. It just might be you. Not seeking perfection?!? Really
Perfection is a flexible commodity on dating sites.... 
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"Against my better judgment, was advised to sign up for this. Have decided there are no good men left out there. Prove me wrong!"
Hey, when you're right, you're right. |
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"I think a strong family bond is very important, but if you can not wipe your own butt... I am not the chick for you."
Wow -- and I thought I was picky.... |
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"I came on here once and met a bunch of jerks only wanting a 1-night stand."
That's why the site is called 1-NightStandJerkDating." Pay attention. |
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"I am not looking for anything serious at the moment,i like dancing, fishing, and anything that has me constantly moving."
Electroshock? |
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"my likes are guys who have a sence of humor b/c i am a goofy person, i also like a guy who likes to have fun and has tattos and peicings but none is fine."
Tattos and Peicings used to be a big law firm here. |
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"Single female looking for a good friend, to talk with from time to time. I love to watch movies in the dark with my friend,thats if I had one."
Hey, don't feel bad -- there are video stores all over the place. |
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"my likes are guys who have a sence of humor b/c i am a goofy person, i also like a guy who likes to have fun and has tattos and peicings but none is fine." Tattos and Peicings used to be a big law firm here. theres one called "titsworth and curry"i thought it was a british gentlemens club at first
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Kinky, athletic, slender beauty seeks man to share clever, intelligent conversation over food with lots of humor.
Ideally these dates would occur as often as the gentleman wants and would always be followed up by ever-more-kinky rounds of healthy sex. Note: the sex must end abruptly. Once finished I'll leave the fella's apartment so he may sleep in peace without the awkward need for cuddling. "spooning's for ppl in love" |
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Where are all the hot short females at?????
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"I am amazing. The last profile you've read?...she's amazing too...yadda ...yadda...yadda. Are we all getting tired of this yet? she loves walking on sandy beaches."
We've been reading the SAME PROFILES....!! ....as if we had any choice.... |
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"ohh, just a down-to-earth girl looking for a down-to-earth guy. I am a very easy going and honest girl...(how many times have you heard that)"
Hang on while I let all the computers in the world calculate that number. It may take several years. |
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