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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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"Do you ever want to execute the pit maneuver on an elderly driver? Just bump ole grandpops into the ditch? Do you want to yell "turn in your keys!" as you pass him helplessly trying to orient himself on the side of the road?" Sure, but how is this relevant to dating? Is this one of your planned activities? My kind of woman right there. |
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"Ok i'm not good at this stuff so anything you want to know about me feel free to ask until i figure out something really good to write here."
How long do you think that will take? |
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"Let's see here. Describe myself, huh? Well, I'm a human female (nose, teeth, eyes, etc.) What, not good enough? Okay. I'm goofy and fun-loving. I love to laugh and love making people laugh."
You just described 93% of all women in the whole world. It doesn't really help much. |
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"I'm rad. You should definitely not be a tool. I don't have anything particular that I'm looking for... I guess it depends on who I find."
I love the "It's all just a big crapshoot, anyhow" mentality. Closer to the truth than most are comfortable with....? |
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"Love is like a box of chocolates - sometimes you bite into ones that are not that good but eventually you find a really good one! I must be getting really bad boxes, I am ready to find the good one!"
Really bad similes, too. |
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"*Hey, I came into this world Saturday, May 27, 1989, wieghing 8 lbs 4 oz and 20 1/2 inches long."
Stellar credentials, you've got the job. |
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"I BE HONEST, I AM A 5'0 TALL AND WEIGHT IS AROUND 185. I AM CLEAM AND KNOW HOW AT ACT LIKE A LADY IN PUBLIC. I WORK HARD AND TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS. I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE TO RELAX WITH."
Nothing like being cleam.... |
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"I am well mannered in public and try not to belch or fart."
Finally! A solid definition of "well-mannered"! |
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"About me . . . I'm cool.Likes. . . all that is cool.Dislikes . .all that is not cool.Aspirations . . .to be even cooler.Type of person I'd like to meet . . . you guessed it - a cool one."
Fonz? Is that you? |
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"I am well mannered in public and try not to belch or fart." Finally! A solid definition of "well-mannered"! 
this was a woman? 
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Edited by
papersmile
on
Sat 01/24/09 04:13 PM
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"About me . . . I'm cool.Likes. . . all that is cool.Dislikes . .all that is not cool.Aspirations . . .to be even cooler.Type of person I'd like to meet . . . you guessed it - a cool one." Fonz? Is that you? hell you've got me laughing so loud, i just might fart and/or belch! but at least i'm not out in public haha. |
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"The type of person I would like to meet is someone who can expect me for who I am."
When might we expect you? |
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"I am well mannered in public and try not to belch or fart." Finally! A solid definition of "well-mannered"!
this was a woman?
Yeah -- I was shocked. But in a good way.... |
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"Okay fellas, this is my life....I rush home in the evening to spend time with my parrot. He is large and in charge....all 10 ounces of him. Something has got to change, don't you agree?"
Maybe the newspaper at the bottom of his cage.... |
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"It's hard to say I know exactly what I want because you may have a special quality I've never been around before."
Like my ability to change into a rutabaga? That usually plays well at the carnival. |
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"I am very active my life. Out spoken free will."
Tarzan now has his own profile. |
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"I love things like culture, sports,music and travel I love to travel"
How do you feel about travel? |
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"Hello, I wish I knew what to say. I don't."
Thanks for sharing. |
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"I'm a double major at UNO."
The card game? Jeez, education has really gone downhill since I was in school. |
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"If you want someone who always sleeps alone after she uses you, makes you sleep on the couch, generally ignores you, and only pretends to listen to your problems, then you have hit the right profile."
I'm pretty sure we've dated before. |
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