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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"OK, I put my profile on here and am not attracting the man i am looking for. So let me break it down for you. I am looking for a very specific man."
Is it Regis Philbin? |
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"Most days, I'd rather be underwater"
I know a guy, he can fix that for you. |
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"I got a lot going 4 my self n good head on my shoulder. N lookin for same!! I'm not into drama... N I'm drama free! N dnt have time 4 games..."
Or to spell the word "and," either, apparently.... |
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"OK, I put my profile on here and am not attracting the man i am looking for. So let me break it down for you. I am looking for a very specific man." Is it Regis Philbin? BUZZZZZZZ.... No, it's NOT Regis Philbin. Would you like to use a life line? |
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"I don't know why anyone ever fills this out, do they ever tell the truth anyway??"
You could start a new trend. |
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"Ever after is what I still hope to find if it's meant to be."
But not 'Happily'. At least the bar is low. |
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"i can have fun doing just about anything"
How about while having a root canal? |
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"I'm kind to animals, old people and children."
Guess I'll check back with you when I'm old. |
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"I'm a teacher and a wannabe writer. I would like to meet someone who shares some of my interests."
This one's yours Lex. |
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"I am extremely down to earth!!! "
Like something really really heavy? |
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"Hi & thanks for your interest... "
Let not jump to conclusions just yet. |
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"Well, I guess there is only one thing that I can say about my self that could some up me in a nut-shell . I'm a person that has her heart on her sleave, when I LOVE someone I love them with everthing I am, I have so much of it to give that its almost humorous I am not taken already"
Not to pick nits, but isn't that 3 things? |
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"Well, I'm just the same as everyone else! Funny, smart, well read, not bad looking, easy going and laid back, so on and so forth. "
Well, your profile is the same as everyone else's, I'll give you that. |
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"I'm looking for someone who is fun, outgoing, likes to have fun, loves to golf and not take anything to seriously." Someone who is both fun AND likes to have fun.... Hmmmm, that might be difficult.... Whoa!!! Was that a WOMAN'S profile???? No seriously, I wanna know!!!! lol |
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"I'm a teacher and a wannabe writer. I would like to meet someone who shares some of my interests." This one's yours Lex.   That guy is ridiculous. How can he possibly hope to meet anyone on this website.
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Edited by
Krimsa
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Sun 12/28/08 11:19 AM
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Lex Fonteyne wants to be a paperback writer!!
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Bet his book would be better than 99% of the profiles on here and more entertaining too!
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Bet his book would be better than 99% of the profiles on here and more entertaining too! http://www.target.com/dp/1440455643/sr=1-1/qid=1230512443/ref=sr_1_1/180-2091441-7396653?ie=UTF8&index=target&rh=k%3ALex%20Fonteyne&page=1 |
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"I'm looking for someone who is fun, outgoing, likes to have fun, loves to golf and not take anything to seriously." Someone who is both fun AND likes to have fun.... Hmmmm, that might be difficult.... Whoa!!! Was that a WOMAN'S profile???? No seriously, I wanna know!!!! lol I can't say 100% for certain -- you never know with these things -- but it was listed as a woman's profile with a woman's picture. Enter at your own risk, and all that.... |
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Bet his book would be better than 99% of the profiles on here and more entertaining too! One is 418 pages and the other is 274, so they're longer, too! And the characters are MUCH better, trust me.... |
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