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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"Looking for someone honest and loyal"
Skip this one,,I’m a liar and a cheat 
"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer" YIKES 
“OMG" Ummmmmmm,,did he run outta his meds?  
I feel your pain Lex   
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"I am very giving, VERY GIVING and I would never treat someone I care about that way ESPECIALLY AT SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR... I CANNOT DO SELFISH GUYS!!"
You might want to look at that, and then delete the whole thing. |
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"I HATE STEAK, ICE CREAM, COKE, BAD WEATHER, AND HEIGHTS"
Well, that's a bad combination.... |
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"Im about 4'11 not quite 5 foot"
So THAT'S what that means....!! |
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"I'M NOT A PERSON THAT IS GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU, THAT IS FOR CHILDREN."
What do you like to argue about with children? Is it easier to win those? |
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"This is like my fifth profile on this site and im starting to think that its a load of crap, can you really meet someone on the internet and fall in love? Is it possible?"
Sixth time's the charm, right? |
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"If you want to see my picture email me and I'll email you mind."
Ooooooh, telepathic powers are hot. |
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"Well, what can I say?"
Apparently, nothing worth hearing. |
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"They tell you to describe yourself in one word, for me that's difficult."
OK, we'll put you down as "difficult." That's a good word. |
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"I really dont know what to say about myself, my friends say I'm blah,blah,blablablablah.....
but...I just dont know......." Hmmmmmmmmm.......... Lights are on.....but....... 
nobodys ....home....
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"I am not looking for anything.....not a d*mn thing....sick of men....men make me sick....they are a bunch of liars.....and u know exactly who u are!!!!!!!!!!!"
You should do very well here. |
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"I'm really just here looking for friends, but,
the man I want should be the Prince Charming type...." Hey,I'm sooooo glad to see ya got yer priorities straight, and really have a grasp on what ya want....
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"I'm really just here looking for friends, but, the man I want should be the Prince Charming type...." Hey,I'm sooooo glad to see ya got yer priorities straight, and really have a grasp on what ya want....
Well, charming friends are the best friends.... |
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"......i have 2 kids going to school fo rmy masters in ed ..."
Shouldn't you be doing that for yourself? |
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"This is a first for me. I thought i would never do this, but here i am."
Don't worry, lots of people get shot out of a cannon. |
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"I have a room with a view. Sometimes it looks out into the opaque blue and at other times into the thick dark."
On this planet, we call those "day" and "night." |
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"I'm looking for new friends that could grow into more which takes time building a fondation."
Is that like a fondue? If so, keep on low heat being careful to keep it fluid without burning. |
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"I am a champion -I am a world beater -I can do anything -I am the best at every single thing I set my mind to -I am wealthy -I am happy and peaceful and joyful and well rested -I feel fantastic -I am excited about this new day. I can’t wait to see what God has in store for me!-I am a born winner. I was destined for greatness."
I see you've met Anthony Robbins..... |
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"Hey how are you? I have trouble describing myself but here goes, first of all I am a proud father of an 9 yr old little man who I share custody with."
I'm fine, thanks for asking. Tell me though... do you alternate? One day he has custody of you and the next you have custody of him? |
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"updating my profile, will have pictures up soon."
Excellent! Now, about the 'words' part..... |
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