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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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lex, man its gonna be ok
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"Ok, I hate this part. It really doesn't matter because no one pays attention to what you write here anyway."
Well, that's not exactly an accident.... |
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lex i saw attorneys and i would panic too
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"Are you looking for someone who looks the same or better in person..who hasn't gained 20 lbs.?"
Are you Jenny Craig? |
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lex, man its gonna be ok
Everybody needs a hobby.... 
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"Ilove to go camping and fishing once you get me on the lake its hard to get me off."
TMI |
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"Hello out there! A few of my likes are Summer (the season), animals, colours, and definitly computers."
....as opposed to Summer, the 900-foot-tall radioactive carnivorous ostrich.... |
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"I don't know what to put in this thing, but it is mandatory so I guess I will just ramble till it lets me move on."
Sounds like a medical problem. |
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"I am a person that likes a variety of things. "
That certainly covers it all. |
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variety is good leaves the mind open to suggestions,remember knowledge is the key to solving any endeavor
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"First of all lets just get all the crap out of the way.. I am not looking for a one night stand or for someone that just wants to play games with my head/heart. I want a real relationship someone that will be there no matter what. Someone that is not going to act one way until he gets me and then start to act like a complete and total Jerk."
I always say it's important to know what you want. I think you'll be deluged by offers any moment. |
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"I've been walked all over my whole life. I just recently started standing up for myself. So I don't take crap from anybody and I tell it how it is. I'm a sarcastic person."
I bet your back hurts, too. |
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"Who I am: First of all I would like to say that I am not a crabby person although the following may give that impression."
The "crabby disclaimer" almost never leads into a nice, upbeat profile.... |
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"well let me start by saying I havent been on this line long,but have been on here long enough to know I need to change my profile"
Finally, someone figures it out.... |
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"Just ask and I will tell you."
How many llamas live in Arizona? |
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"Just ask and I will tell you."
How many llamas live in Arizona? EMUS! Everyone knows it's EMUS in Arizona! Dumbass 
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"Just ask and I will tell you."
How many llamas live in Arizona? EMUS! Everyone knows it's EMUS in Arizona! Dumbass
Hey, I get those two mixed up. They're practically the same, you know.... |
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"Just ask and I will tell you."
How many llamas live in Arizona? EMUS! Everyone knows it's EMUS in Arizona! Dumbass
Hey, I get those two mixed up. They're practically the same, you know.... Yeah, emus ARE a lot like Arizona after all... |
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"I've been walked all over my whole life. I just recently started standing up for myself. So I don't take crap from anybody and I tell it how it is. I'm a sarcastic person." I bet your back hurts, too.  
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"i'm looking for a friendship that likes my ideas,the best thing i admired from having a friend is a very nice comunication."
If you take enough of these, and look out of the corner of your eye -- don't look straight at it, you'll ruin it -- you can actually SEE the music coming out of the speakers.... |
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