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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I'm not one of your stereotypically woman"
They still make them in mono? |
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"I am very intelegent but can't spell or do math in my head."
....well, sure, whatever.... |
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"I am very intelegent but can't spell or do math in my head." ....well, sure, whatever.... WTF  thts
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"I hate filling these out..."
Why spend your life doing something you hate? |
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"I need a guy who can make me laugh, really like pee your pants laugh. Not that I am into peeing on stuff, if you are that is cool. No judgments."
Points for originality even if it is a little messy.... |
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"Sexy Lady, single, honest, fun loving, good conversation, employed, care free, family person and looking to spend quality time with that special guy. ONLY SINGLE MEN WITH NO ATTACHMENT CAN HOLLA" Damn right I'd holla if I lost my attachment. 
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"First of all Im like every other girl, Im moody and sometimes a bit psychotic." While I'm certainly not going to argue with you, I don't think you're ever actually supposed to SAY that. Uh oh....there goes her Woman Card. |
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"I am very outgoing, love to have a blast... My family comes first, I am the type of girl who will tell you like it is.. I hate a lair."
Me too, I prefer a den. |
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"Description to follow in the coming days."
Waiting is such torture. |
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"Look @ me hfbdddddddddddddddddddddddbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
neoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwww;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkk jkvvvvvvv" Why am I looking again? |
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"Just the word 'date' infers structure"
I infer that you have no idea what "infer" means.... |
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"looking for a side project"
"looking for intimate encounter" No Answer, no dialect I'm thinking, direct and to the point no?  
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"Well here it goes,I am not good at doing things like this,I am a good hearted person, I enjoy life and talking with people,I am a good listener too."
I love it when they feel the need to start with a preamble.... |
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"looking for a side project" "looking for intimate encounter" No Answer, no dialect I'm thinking, direct and to the point no?
Oh sure, I know there must be THOUSANDS of women whose entire purpose in life is to be somebody's "side project" -- !! |
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"i am 5'3 i have long brown hair, green eyes i have alot of ass hips and legs i am built like a sister but i am white. i have 9 taoo's and i don't drink, smoke or go to the club's."
How many legs do you have? Are you a millipede? And what are ass hips? |
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"Trying to describe yourself is like trying to discover the 8th wonder of the world."
In what way....? |
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"Lazy, angry, recently separated man-hater seeks tall, witty, generous, handsome millionaire with foot fetish & 4" tongue to exchange occasional emails and clean my house."
Finally! An honest woman on a dating site! |
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"I am an affectionate person, but am reserved and am not overly affectionate."
Clarification or contradiction? On the next Oprah, tomorrow at 9:00. |
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"Full of contradictions, half fact/half fiction"
I think that's the standard ratio for a profile.... |
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"THE REASON WHY THERE IS NO PIC IS BECAUSE OF THOSE SLEAZY MEN WHO HAVE NO RESPECT"
They stole it, didn't they? Those bastards. |
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