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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"i am tired of being taken as a fool."
It's the court jester's outfit, I'm telling you. |
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"hi,i would like to meet a serious man and honest that like to work and likes to social w/friend.im an hard work woman that always working and go out or stay at home having a cooked out or watch a good movie and lots of other things as long
im w/the right person and enjoyed it" I think you want Room 307, it's right down the hall. |
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"Not comfortable with describing myself but have have been asked "why aren't you married or with someone?" I guess that's a compliment in itself and the most description I will post."
Well, that's certainly all I need to hear. |
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"hey
i dont knoe get to know me and ill let you know but you wont be disapointed lololololol lololo lolololololo lololololololol and i dont know i have to write alot i guess" "Disapointed" isn't the word.... |
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"I am a woman looking for all types of friends. Who knows maybe on one of those friendships we might find our reason to be."
Reason to be what? |
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" I am the type of girl who is honest and trust worthing."
So if I loan you my dictionary, I WILL get it back....? |
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"I listen to almost all kinds of music but mainly spanish! I enjoy reading and cleaning! I dont have any kids!! I just got seperated/divorced from my common-law husband!! I love to listen to my music full blast while I am cleaning!! Mainly talk or go out to some kool place! I like getting to know about the other persons life and personal experiences!! Going clubbing is also a good start!!"
I see you finally found the ! key.... |
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"Well I busted my boyfriend cheating on me with this site, so I figure I might give it a try...so here I am."
Hey, if it worked for him, it can work for you. |
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"My profile was getting a little stagnant! ;) Thought I would mix it up a bit! You guys can do better than what you have been giving! Be a little more creative!"
I've been saying that for years. Nobody listens. All they want to do is write "Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask." It's an abomination. |
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"If you seek ONE, if you believe in ONE, if you think there is the slightest possibility I COULD be the ONE, then take a deep breath and contact me. You never know what you might catch in the depths."
The bends, probably. |
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I read a newbie profile today and he had one word that he had spelled correctly. One word correctly spelled. One.
 The punctuation and grammar was sketchy at best also.
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I read a newbie profile today and he had one word that he had spelled correctly. One word correctly spelled. One. The punctuation and grammar was sketchy at best also.
And that sort of thing is more the rule than the exception. |
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"So, do we, women want to be understood? I wouldn't. I would only want to be loved. Madly, deeply, truly, simply and purely. Though, alas, the truth is never pure and rarely simple..."
Well, I don't think you'll have to worry too much about anyone understanding you. |
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"Looking for someone to share the Sunday morning paper with...Does that make sense?"
Yeah, it's a big paper with a lot of sections. |
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Holy Crapoli! This thread has made it to stage two! Who woulda guessed? And who woulda thunk The newest entries are just as funny as the first? Damn but there are some strange puppies out there... Thanks for the laughs Lex. I've come across a few over the last few weeks that I thought about adding to this list but haven't had the time. Sad to say there is an endless supply of material out there. Yeesh... I used to think there would come a time when it HAD to run out, when all the incomprehensible, indecipherable, unreadable drivel would end. I was wrong.... People have an inexhaustable reservoir of bullsh*t. |
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"Are you really reading this?"
What kind of question is that? If I say "no," you'll know I'm lying. |
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"For me, I am the type of person that people love to be around."
What about for them? |
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" I am the type of girl who is honest and trust worthing." So if I loan you my dictionary, I WILL get it back....? 
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"i am a bbw blond hair blue eyes, i have a good sense of humor i like to cook and bake love old black and white movies likes to read mustery's like all music ssports are like watching hockey"
Yeah, those mustery's are a lot of fun (?) |
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"Looking for a tall, well-mannered, funny, educated guy w/ dark features. Dog lover a plus! Not sure what else to write, I'll come back later to add more."
It's OK, I'm sure that's fine. Go feed the dog. |
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