Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I love to live...I enjoy life to the fullest! I enjoy the small things in life! Such as standing in the pouring down rain on a sunny day." Your planet's weather seems strange to me.... On the contrary, Lex. I have actually seen that happen. Very interesting thing to see. lol |
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"I like real men. I am not into games. No Druggers, Players,No part-time Criminals."
Full-time Criminals OK? |
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"I love to live...I enjoy life to the fullest! I enjoy the small things in life! Such as standing in the pouring down rain on a sunny day." Your planet's weather seems strange to me.... On the contrary, Lex. I have actually seen that happen. Very interesting thing to see. lol I have too, but does it happen enough to use as a topical reference on a dating site? It's like "I enjoy solar eclipses" -- not something you're gonna do with your sweetie every Friday night! |
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"well I have been told that I am a little onrey!"
I think that's some kind of marsupial. |
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"I love to live...I enjoy life to the fullest! I enjoy the small things in life! Such as standing in the pouring down rain on a sunny day." Your planet's weather seems strange to me.... On the contrary, Lex. I have actually seen that happen. Very interesting thing to see. lol I have too, but does it happen enough to use as a topical reference on a dating site? It's like "I enjoy solar eclipses" -- not something you're gonna do with your sweetie every Friday night! HAhahahah!!! Point taken. But you gotta give 'em just a little credit for not saying something like ' Long walks on the beach '. |
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"Looking for that speacil someone. i would like to go to a movie and maybe go blowing."
You'll get some messages now, yup. |
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"I had a huge rant on here that got right to the point...But I figured it'd be more interesting for you to ask me things"
Can I see the rant and decide for myself? |
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"I AM NOT looking for a one night stand or a game player either and if your not gonna keep in touch or ask me out at some time then move on."
Perhaps an arranged marriage would better fit your dating paradigm. |
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"I like to go to the beach and relax. Looking for that romantic sleigh ride"
When I find that relaxing beach with snow I'll get back to you. |
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"I'm very sencual. I like to for no reason whats for ever to some times give the one I'm with a flower or a small trinket because I like to. I like heavy petting a way to build towards a better relationship for both. I have been single for a while, dated very little, guess you could say I'm a little choosie."
I am sure that is why you date very little. |
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"I have a Great Pyreneese dog that takes me for a walk every morning weather nice or not. He has me trained well. Would like to find someone to share some quality time with. Could this be you?"
Could be me, do you fetch and roll over dead? |
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"I am a second grade teaher in Nevada."
And that explains a lot.... |
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"okay i am a girl i like men i hate fakers and liars and i just want to chat for awhile but jeez all it keeps saying to me is that my description feild is too short maybe this will be okay with them"
What a catch. |
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"I'm not on here looking for serious relationships, I just want to hang up and have lots of fun!!"
Damn telemarketers. |
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"Hi,I´m an opened mind babe that came from europe willing to get a real american muscle that teach me more, because right now I´m learning how to speak better to scream louder gimme more!!"
That doesn't sound like any part of Europe I've ever been to. |
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"HEY THERE I AM PRETTY OPEN SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING JUST ASK OTHER THAN THAT I AM 21 I LIVE IN NEVADA I HAVE A DOG AND I AM ONLY WRITING THIS CAUSE THEY SAID THAT IT WAS TO SHORT"
Maybe you should get a taller dog. |
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"I'm not your average girly girl"
Well, I'm sure not looking for a boyly girl.... |
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"I'm not your average girly girl" Well, I'm sure not looking for a boyly girl.... East German weightlifting team, maybe?? |
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"EROTIC SERVICES PROVIDER******************************************************
**************************************************************** *********************************************************" Finally, a practical use for ESP. |
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"Just looking to see if there really are any good fish left in the sea."
Sorry, Charlie -- Star-Kist takes only the finest tuna. |
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