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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 2 | |
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"I believe its time to dust off this profile."
If you mean in the mob sense of the word, I'm right there with you. |
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"Well, I won't tell you much, because it has been my observation that no one reads these anyways."
Did you ever wonder why that is? |
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"I'm a happy, loving, very busy, family practice doctor and New
York Times Bestselling Author with 6 adult children and almost 19 grandchildren." Pffffft. An author on a dating site, right. |
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"xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx." No, that's not how you play tic tac toe. |
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"I am tired of the games and stupid people."
And yet here you are on a dating site. |
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"Sorry, to be grumpy but I don't feel like filling this out."
Have one of the other dwarves do it. |
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"I'm a happy, loving, very busy, family practice doctor and New York Times Bestselling Author with 6 adult children and almost 19 grandchildren." Pffffft. An author on a dating site, right. When he said "author" I knew he couldn't be trusted. |
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"I'm 5'10 obviously"
Oh, obviously. |
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"What am I and what do I want?"
Do I get to choose? |
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A friend asked me, "If all someone knows about you was what they read in your profile, why should they write you."
Tell this friend to write to everybody else who ever did a profile and ask them the same thing! |
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"I'm a happy, loving, very busy, family practice doctor and New York Times Bestselling Author with 6 adult children and almost 19 grandchildren." Pffffft. An author on a dating site, right. 
Especially a " New York Times BESTSELLING " author!!!! |
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"I like new things, and highly adaptive but I admit im impetous and headstrong but often calm easily."
So I should keep a tranquilizer gun handy for those other times? |
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"I would like to meet some one that I can spend time with. That likes having kids around. As I do have 5 children. Not into anyone that smokes. Please pass by me. "
Happily I can accommodate. |
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"Just an average mother of two. I love being outside when the weather is warm, but once the cold weather hits....I go into hibernation mode."
I'll drop by again in the spring. |
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"Im Sarah Jayne.... Some call me Sarah but usually go by Sarah Jayne.. "
I'm sorry. What was your name again? |
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"I am a funloving woman. Very open minded and I love to have fun. I am a loving mother of a wounderful little boy. I love to hangout with friends and family I love to have fun and to relax too. "
And, evidently, you love the infinitive. |
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"There is not enough room in this little box to write what I want to write."
So the best thing to do is use up what little space there is by complaining about the size of the box. Good plan. |
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"I cant stand stuffy uptight people , so if you are one of those people dont even bother"
That's too bad -- I see lots of profiles that say "Stuffy uptight man seeks same in woman." |
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"ahhhhhhhhhhhh ya ......ok....sure....just ask......Why bother writing when people just look at pictures?? lol If you like my picture...write! They still want me to write more...............sheesh....."
I know, it's like working a 90-hour week in a coal mine or something.... |
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"Artistic, Adventurous, Attorney. I am a person who loves to inspire others to be their very best."
"....Or I'll sue their pants off if they aren't. Either way is good...." |
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