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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114
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Sun 10/05/08 12:09 AM
of course I would probably talk through the entire movie.laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:09 AM
I watch movies at home most the time, I slept through Indiana Jones Temple of Doom tonight
laugh yawn :laughing:

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Sun 10/05/08 12:11 AM
I have movies here too......some I havent even watched yet!!! I think I have to be sick to watch a movie.........all that sitting....watching.......Im too social for that!!!

I have to talk to people!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:12 AM
Dear Diary;

You know your day is going to get weird when you answer the door and find two cops wanting to ask you questions. At 8am. After only an hour of sleep O_O

I didn't do anything, i promise! Ya'll remember how i volunteer at the animal shelter everyday and visit my gf and kittens out there. Well one of the workers out there walked off the job, walked into a gas station and bought a pair of sunglasses, and robbed a bank. You know, everyday normal stuff (sarcasm). The police interviewed all the employees and volunteers (who were over 18) to figure out a motive or something. My gf told me that he had been saying he would rob a bank all morning while he worked.

I never liked the guy, he always glared at me, and one day we almost got in a fight because he was talking bad about a cat who moved on. My gf jumped in between us and squeezed both of our wrists until we were on our knees begging for her to let go.

So i've gone to work and came home with only a few hours sleep. I think its time for a good rest!drinker

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Sun 10/05/08 12:14 AM

Dear Diary;

You know your day is going to get weird when you answer the door and find two cops wanting to ask you questions. At 8am. After only an hour of sleep O_O

I didn't do anything, i promise! Ya'll remember how i volunteer at the animal shelter everyday and visit my gf and kittens out there. Well one of the workers out there walked off the job, walked into a gas station and bought a pair of sunglasses, and robbed a bank. You know, everyday normal stuff (sarcasm). The police interviewed all the employees and volunteers (who were over 18) to figure out a motive or something. My gf told me that he had been saying he would rob a bank all morning while he worked.

I never liked the guy, he always glared at me, and one day we almost got in a fight because he was talking bad about a cat who moved on. My gf jumped in between us and squeezed both of our wrists until we were on our knees begging for her to let go.

So i've gone to work and came home with only a few hours sleep. I think its time for a good rest!drinker
Ok that is FUNNY!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:17 AM
Dear diary......ppl who talk smack about cats!!!! are EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL explode laugh laugh explode

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Sun 10/05/08 12:19 AM
OHHHHHHHHHH purple!! I like that picture!! I wanna be a clown too!!!laugh :banana: laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:20 AM
I feel icky .............i ate some hot tamallies now I feel icky.......ill surprised :laughing:

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Sun 10/05/08 12:20 AM

OHHHHHHHHHH purple!! I like that picture!! I wanna be a clown too!!!laugh :banana: laugh


a clown? is it THAT scary?laugh scared :laughing:

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Sun 10/05/08 12:20 AM
This town is the worst place to commit any crimes above smoking weed. This is like a real life Mayberry and everyone knows everyone. And the moron didn't even have a gun, he just slipped the teller a note that demanded money. And he ran away. No get away car or anything, he ran.

Oh, and the police got a confession out of him before they arrested him tonight; they recorded a call between his ex gf and himself talking about how easy it was.

Too bad his ex hates him, and is carrying his child. This town is insane, yet old fashioned lol

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Sun 10/05/08 12:21 AM
quit feeling icky!!!! tamales have healing powers.....I hope you didnt eat the corn husks!!noway laugh laugh noway

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Sun 10/05/08 12:23 AM
I hate cats, they are crap..

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Sun 10/05/08 12:23 AM
they are cinnomon candies .......

ew......tummy feels like it ate....licorice EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWill

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Sun 10/05/08 12:24 AM

I hate cats, they are crap..



well geee thanks..........
<<--Barfs on the dudes shoes

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Sun 10/05/08 12:24 AM


OHHHHHHHHHH purple!! I like that picture!! I wanna be a clown too!!!laugh :banana: laugh


a clown? is it THAT scary?laugh scared :laughing:
Its like anime' killed the holly hobbie doll!!!! Its freaking brilliant!!!laugh drinker

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Sun 10/05/08 12:25 AM

I hate cats, they are crap..
YOU FUKCING TAKE THAT BACK!!!!explode laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:26 AM
Hey! i am dyslexic so i find your language very offensive!

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Sun 10/05/08 12:26 AM

they are cinnomon candies .......

ew......tummy feels like it ate....licorice EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWill
oh those tamales!!!! uh oh licorice..........a natural lAXATIVE!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

I hope you have alot of TOILET PAPER!!!noway laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 12:26 AM


I hate cats, they are crap..



well geee thanks..........
<<--Barfs on the dudes shoes


Lol! I wasnt wearing shoes, probably why you barfed!

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Sun 10/05/08 12:27 AM

Hey! i am dyslexic so i find your language very offensive!
likc me!!!:tongue: laugh laugh laugh laugh :wink:

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