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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:03 PM
toaster sucks........

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:20 PM
it only toasts the center of the bread ...

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:21 PM
what......... do you.......... put in the toaster?

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:25 PM
no.................. not a fork...... thats what NOT to put in a toaster........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 12:33 PM
We will be right back after these commercial messages.........

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:34 PM
giving up ? I see............. its so simple........ BREAD!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:36 PM
We will be right back after these commercial messages......... awwww I was having fun talking to myself.... next I was going to say......... I know you can hear me..... but you know what? you cant see meeee........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 12:36 PM
stick it in the oven under broil...2 minutes.....flip...........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 12:37 PM
<---goes off to visit Waltec

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 10/04/08 12:38 PM
I have herd.......... if you drop the toaster in the bathtub with you it wont really kill you ........ who knew?....

7z3r05 Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 9434	Sat 10/04/08 12:42 PM
echo echo echo echo echo echo

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 01:53 PM
Day 3 of insanity..........at least Im not as strange as the cat......I caught him licking the shower curtain again!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 01:53 PM
He had kitty guilt!!!! The worst kitty guilt I ever seen......... He looked like this ---->

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 01:54 PM
Its like catching someone masturbate!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 02:09 PM
OMG!!!! I JUST FOUND A CANDY IN MY POCKET!!!!! JACKPOT!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 02:10 PM
who knew........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 10/04/08 02:40 PM
This program was sponsoured by Kellogs Bran Flakes and Lays Potato chips!!! Just add milk!!! It does a body good!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 10/04/08 03:59 PM
Hellllllllllllllllllllo! Helllllllllllllllo! Hi. How are you, and what's going on that this is "Day 3 of Insanity?" I want a piece of the action!!!

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Sat 10/04/08 04:46 PM
Dear Diary, I just got this Email: yes i can catch ur eyes if only u can be my wife am serious about it babe do u really care for chat lets chat on yahoo messenger Should I jump on it??? What to do what to do!!

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 10/04/08 05:11 PM
Catch, you're a catch. Your appeal transcends the boundaries of language and social strata. The email's author is familiar with unfinished sentences, probably due to prison overcrowding. Apparently he knows nothing about periods, and needs first-hand experience. Jump on it. Leave him gasping and stupefied. Catch-and-release, on your terms.