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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114
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Mon 10/06/08 01:25 AM
all the cats in the neighbourhood are going to laugh at him..........noway


But its soooooooo gross patting your cat and you are patting a gigantic fur ball!!!

My vet says Im supposed to brush them!!! This is what I get for getting beautiful long haired cats......frown

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Mon 10/06/08 01:31 AM
stupidddddddddddddd internet!!! My connection went down......

I blame.........







George bush for this!!explode

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Mon 10/06/08 01:32 AM
Hey...have you tried putting fish oil, cod oil, or something on the fur?

Even if it doesn't untangle, it will soften, and all the cats will help.
bigsmile

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Mon 10/06/08 01:35 AM


Bzzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzz!!! I love shaving cats! I should have been a cat sculpturer! Either that or lindsay lohans belly button lint remover. I have lofty goals.
ya you should have seen my belly button when I was 20!!!devil laugh laugh laugh
...I made love to your belly button at 42 and it was awesome.

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Mon 10/06/08 01:36 AM

Hey...have you tried putting fish oil, cod oil, or something on the fur?

Even if it doesn't untangle, it will soften, and all the cats will help.
bigsmile
Not on the fur!!! I had the other cat taking the fish oil on his food but he didnt like it much.

I love you men!!! You guys are always looking for solutions!!!bigsmile

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Mon 10/06/08 01:36 AM
And I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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Mon 10/06/08 01:37 AM



Bzzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzzz!!! Bzzzzzz!!! I love shaving cats! I should have been a cat sculpturer! Either that or lindsay lohans belly button lint remover. I have lofty goals.
ya you should have seen my belly button when I was 20!!!devil laugh laugh laugh
...I made love to your belly button at 42 and it was awesome.
I wouldnt say making love to it......but it did feel.......kind of organic!!1devil laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 10/06/08 01:39 AM
somebody took their happy pills today!!!noway laugh laugh :banana: drinker

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Mon 10/06/08 01:41 AM


Hey...have you tried putting fish oil, cod oil, or something on the fur?

Even if it doesn't untangle, it will soften, and all the cats will help.
bigsmile
Not on the fur!!! I had the other cat taking the fish oil on his food but he didnt like it much.

I love you men!!! You guys are always looking for solutions!!!bigsmile


Seriously. It was a trick that I got from a vet, and cats have to lick off whatever you put on their fur. It's just the way it is.
Yeah, they are mad.
You're the boss.
Oh...I should ask...is the furball where the cat can actually lick it?

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Mon 10/06/08 01:43 AM
oh, I just realized that the problem is way past the little fix it stage. Ignore the fur/oil idea. ohwell

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Mon 10/06/08 01:45 AM
Its on his back......its bad. Im a terrible cat mother!!!sad I should have nipped it in the bud before it got so bad but.........ohwell

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Mon 10/06/08 01:45 AM
No happy pills.

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Mon 10/06/08 01:47 AM
Dear diary.......my ex husband used to call it cat drama.........

ok maybe I shouldnt talk about them all the time.......but.........at least they love me??

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Mon 10/06/08 01:49 AM

Dear diary.......my ex husband used to call it cat drama.........

ok maybe I shouldnt talk about them all the time.......but.........at least they love me??


[from online source]...the way I usually have worked with matted fur which is safer and works, with patience.

I use my fingers to pull (not very hard) part of the outside edge of the clump free of the rest, and do this over and over until the mat is smaller or nonexistent. You do this from the base of the clump, not the top. If you pull from the top you'll still have a clump at the base. Often when using this finger method, a clump of fur will come out with just a little tug after having been worked on with the fingers.

Any cats I've done this for have been very patient, realizing what I am doing. Kabootle and Mikey both came back for more help when they couldn't get the matted fur out by themselves.

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Mon 10/06/08 01:54 AM
Ummmmmmmmmm no he is too far gone for that!!!

Ok here is the scenario....I have a house with a yard I cant keep up with because of freakkkkkkkkkking pine trees, cats with gigantic fur ball mat problems and noooooooooooo timeeeeeeeeeeeee for anything!!!!

Geeeeeeeeez I need some fun soon!!

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Mon 10/06/08 01:58 AM

Ummmmmmmmmm no he is too far gone for that!!!

Ok here is the scenario....I have a house with a yard I cant keep up with because of freakkkkkkkkkking pine trees, cats with gigantic fur ball mat problems and noooooooooooo timeeeeeeeeeeeee for anything!!!!

Geeeeeeeeez I need some fun soon!!


Okay. I get it.

Do you have a seam ripper? A very very sharp seam ripper?
That's another online suggestion.

BUT the pic I'm showing is of a groomer trimmed persian that had matting problems.

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Mon 10/06/08 02:01 AM


Ummmmmmmmmm no he is too far gone for that!!!

Ok here is the scenario....I have a house with a yard I cant keep up with because of freakkkkkkkkkking pine trees, cats with gigantic fur ball mat problems and noooooooooooo timeeeeeeeeeeeee for anything!!!!

Geeeeeeeeez I need some fun soon!!


Okay. I get it.

Do you have a seam ripper? A very very sharp seam ripper?
That's another online suggestion.

BUT the pic I'm showing is of a groomer trimmed persian that had matting problems.

ok that is just fukced up and cruel!!!!noway Seam ripper????shocked scared

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Mon 10/06/08 02:02 AM
<-----covers smokeys eyes!!!!glasses


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Mon 10/06/08 02:07 AM
dear diary.......my friend said that if I bought a space heater that I wouldnt have to heat my house all winter..........but I call bs!!! I have it on now and Im still freeeeeeeeeezing!!noway

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Mon 10/06/08 02:08 AM
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I may have to buy another one........she says she doesnt put her heat on all winter!!!

I think she is full o crap!!!laugh noway laugh

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