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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114 | |
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Gypsy thinks I'm jewish! Slap my ass and call it kosher!  
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Oh crap!!! I think I need some yiddish for my yaddish again!!!
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radish wat?!?!?
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
would like to wish all of my Jewish brethren a L'Shana Tova! Happy Rosh Hashannah! May all your sausages be free of pork byproducts and Chinese dairy. |
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Nice one
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Oi!!!!yoyyyyyyyyy yoy!!!
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII would like to wish all of my Jewish brethren a L'Shana Tova! Happy Rosh Hashannah! May all your sausages be free of pork byproducts and Chinese dairy. Malzaltov for everyone!!!
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I can prove I'm Jewish Gypsy!
Send Muriel with the camera. |
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My wiener is kosher. Blessed by a jesuit priest. Did that after my circumcision.
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I can prove I'm Jewish Gypsy! Send Muriel with the camera. Will that be pastrami on rye or a rueben????
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Tue 09/30/08 10:32 PM
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aRE you kidding me?????? I am not allowed to tell my son's friends that he is part indian........according to him its not cool!!!! [quote/] No kidding. Eye opener, for me.  |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Tue 09/30/08 10:33 PM
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You know what??? Ive never actually met a jewish person in real life.......not many around where Ive lived.
But I love Billy Crystal.........because he is just MARRRRRRRRRRRRVELOUS!!! 
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I think that's why gypsy asked me if I was jewish. She seen my wiener. Oh no! Its not what you think. I was waving it at everyone at sturgis when I wasn't busy mooning everyone.
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I can prove I'm Jewish Gypsy! Send Muriel with the camera. Will that be pastrami on rye or a rueben????
Cultural diversity lesson of the day: Jews don't eat Reubens. They have mayo/cheese in them and meat and dairy is a no-go in combo per Kosher law. We now take you back to your regularly scheduled threading. |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Tue 09/30/08 10:41 PM
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***sighs*** Might as well admit it. Dad was a redneck. Mom was a stuckup redneck. My neighbors were a mix of Oakies, two different tribes of Indians (don't ask, I don't recall), and Mexicans and Spanish-Americans, and other nationalities. So, I grew up with kids from all those families, and then went overseas, and loved an Asian lady, and life goes on... Nephews are half thisandthat, whatever. It just doesn't make sense to me to do the ethnicity thing, since my ancestors were so liberal. 
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Haisaidic
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I can prove I'm Jewish Gypsy! Send Muriel with the camera. Will that be pastrami on rye or a rueben????
Cultural diversity lesson of the day: Jews don't eat Reubens. They have mayo/cheese in them and meat and dairy is a no-go in combo per Kosher law. We now take you back to your regularly scheduled threading. 
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I do. |
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