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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 114
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Sun 10/05/08 01:41 AM



<--steps around the horse puckies!!!sick

My dad was a cowboy! He had horses.......rode in horse shows and had a zillion ribbons.

Horses hate me........so I dont like them either!@@@@sad


What do you mean by HATE you, horses are not the pedjudice type...
They hate me!!! I get on.........they stop in the middle of field and wont go!!!explode I try to get them to go..........and they wont!!!grumble Then I get off.......and they run away!!!sad Or they ride up against the fence!!!explode HORSES SUCK!!!


rofl rofl rofl

You know they sense and take advantage of fear... lol

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Sun 10/05/08 01:41 AM
Im outta sleeping pills..........so Im wide awake!!surprised

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Sun 10/05/08 01:42 AM




<--steps around the horse puckies!!!sick

My dad was a cowboy! He had horses.......rode in horse shows and had a zillion ribbons.

Horses hate me........so I dont like them either!@@@@sad


What do you mean by HATE you, horses are not the pedjudice type...
They hate me!!! I get on.........they stop in the middle of field and wont go!!!explode I try to get them to go..........and they wont!!!grumble Then I get off.......and they run away!!!sad Or they ride up against the fence!!!explode HORSES SUCK!!!


rofl rofl rofl

You know they sense and take advantage of fear... lol
ya Im afraid of them.........they have huuuuuuuuuuge teeth!!noway

Cowgirlstomp's photo
Sun 10/05/08 01:42 AM
I just got home from work too, but I am ready for bed!!! It was nice getting teased by you guys... Talk to you tomorrow!!!flowerforyou drinker laugh laugh

scoundrel's photo
Sun 10/05/08 01:43 AM

They hate me!!! I get on.........they stop in the middle of field and wont go!!!explode I try to get them to go..........and they wont!!!grumble Then I get off.......and they run away!!!sad Or they ride up against the fence!!!explode HORSES SUCK!!!


Horses used to do that to me, too. Or hurry under low limbs of trees, stop suddenly at a ditch, and leap over patches of briars.

I stayed away from them, except to feed them and be friends, on my feet. Truce.
laugh laugh laugh

That's when I found out that cats liked me. And my cats liked to clean mice out of the barn. So, it turned out okay. happy happy

scoundrel's photo
Sun 10/05/08 01:45 AM

I just got home from work too, but I am ready for bed!!! It was nice getting teased by you guys... Talk to you tomorrow!!!flowerforyou drinker laugh laugh


We will be ready!:wink: laugh
Have a good sleep.drinker drinker

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Sun 10/05/08 01:48 AM

I just got home from work too, but I am ready for bed!!! It was nice getting teased by you guys... Talk to you tomorrow!!!flowerforyou drinker laugh laugh
See ya cowgirl............drinker

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Sun 10/05/08 01:49 AM
Ggggggggggg

Gypsy goes gallavanting gleefully by gurneys; God's goodhearted giver!
flowerforyou

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Sun 10/05/08 01:52 AM
Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts!!!noway laugh drinker

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Sun 10/05/08 01:54 AM
Dear diary............wth is wrong with this cat???? Its like some sort of ritual now!!!! I am "Chair"........he is always being all lovey dovey with me geeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!! purr purr meow purr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I feel guilty if I have to get up!!!noway laugh laugh noway

scoundrel's photo
Sun 10/05/08 01:54 AM
rofl rofl
OMG!!! I'D forgotten that rhyme!!!
...and chopped up worms in paper cups!!

great gallopin' Gertrude! Granny's got gooseberry goodies!

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Sun 10/05/08 01:56 AM
I thought it was chopped up monkey heads!!!! hahaaaaaaaaa

ya old camp song............laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 01:56 AM

Dear diary............wth is wrong with this cat???? Its like some sort of ritual now!!!! I am "Chair"........he is always being all lovey dovey with me geeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!! purr purr meow purr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I feel guilty if I have to get up!!!noway laugh laugh noway


Sounds like animal love. huh
Seen it before. Did this behavior begin to increase when your vacation plans were going into overdrive?
Cats know where your mind is at, I think.
Spooky.
drinker smokin

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Sun 10/05/08 01:59 AM


Dear diary............wth is wrong with this cat???? Its like some sort of ritual now!!!! I am "Chair"........he is always being all lovey dovey with me geeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!! purr purr meow purr purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I feel guilty if I have to get up!!!noway laugh laugh noway


Sounds like animal love. huh
Seen it before. Did this behavior begin to increase when your vacation plans were going into overdrive?
Cats know where your mind is at, I think.
Spooky.
drinker smokin
hmmmmmmmmmmm at least 3 weeks!!! Its become......very odd. Ohhhhhhhhhhh no!!! they will miss me!!!noway sad

scoundrel's photo
Sun 10/05/08 02:01 AM
Yaaah.!

They already miss you.

That's what I'm saying. They know. But they do not know when you will return...and if they knew that, it wouldn't change the lovey-dovey stuff anyway.
laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 02:02 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwww I make them feel safe!!!laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 02:05 AM
Absolutely.

And they won't relax from when it's near time for you to depart until LOOOOOOOOOOONG after your return (because IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN!!!)noway scared scared

You need a second person in the family, for the cats to look at and meow questions at about where you are, and when you'll be home.
happy

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Sun 10/05/08 02:09 AM
My dad is going to feed them.......

He is grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr around them. They are so scared of him that I have to lock them in the house for a week because if he lets them out........they wont come in because they are so scared. So he has to come in and feed. Ewwwwwwwwwww my place is going to stink!!!noway sick

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Sun 10/05/08 02:10 AM
he thinks cats should be in the barn or something........he is more of a dog person......as long as they dont crap on anything!!!noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 10/05/08 02:12 AM
***sigh***

This happened before. I remember.

they will be okay after you are back, hon. They always will be reassured by having you there, and the world is back to normal.

When you come home from vacation, rub catnip in their fur, and get them plastered a few times, to take the edge off of the ordeal.
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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