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We all...........do it
We all............can deny it We all............can pray about it We all..............can ask forgiveness for it We all..............can try and not do it |
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We all...........do it We all............can deny it We all............can pray about it We all..............can ask forgiveness for it We all..............can try and not do it I think you should stick to speaking for yourself and stop speaking for "We all." Now tell me what "it" is. ![]() |
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jb:
Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Sat 07/19/08 06:14 PM
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() More than two is not natural sex, its just party time. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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chasing my own tail?
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() More than two is not natural sex, its just party time. ![]() ![]() ![]() in some communities its concidered natural yes? evidentally you concider it to be ok, when it's two banana's involved ![]() |
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Edited by
tribo
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Sat 07/19/08 06:20 PM
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() More than two is not natural sex, its just party time. ![]() ![]() ![]() in some communities its concidered natural yes? evidentally you concider it to be ok, when it's two dancing banana's and a love struck emoticon involved ![]() |
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() More than two is not natural sex, its just party time. ![]() ![]() ![]() in some communities its concidered natural yes? evidentally you concider it to be ok, when it's two dancing banana's and a love struck emoticon involved ![]() You caught that I guess. LOL ![]() ![]() JB |
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() More than two is not natural sex, its just party time. ![]() ![]() ![]() in some communities its concidered natural yes? evidentally you concider it to be ok, when it's two dancing banana's and a love struck emoticon involved ![]() You caught that I guess. LOL ![]() ![]() JB you ole horny toad you - ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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We all...........do it We all............can deny it We all............can pray about it We all..............can ask forgiveness for it We all..............can try and not do it I think you should stick to speaking for yourself and stop speaking for "We all." Now tell me what "it" is. ![]() Sematics |
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We all...........do it We all............can deny it We all............can pray about it We all..............can ask forgiveness for it We all..............can try and not do it I think you should stick to speaking for yourself and stop speaking for "We all." Now tell me what "it" is. ![]() Sematics Oh. When you said we all do it, I thought you meant sex. I was going to say.... I haven't been doing it lately. ![]() ![]() |
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() Why not a dozen or a hundred ?. ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
sam53
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Sun 07/20/08 11:30 AM
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Double Post .
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jb: Sex is natural and should be a mutual decision between two people only. hmmmmmm? only 2 huh? ![]() ![]() Why not a dozen or a hundred ?. ![]() ![]() Haven't you ever heard of the power of three? Two is company, three is a party, four is an orgy, and any more than that is a mob. ![]() JB |
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Sex out of the wed lock is a sin....and it is a very nice sin too..... ![]() ![]() Then I will be going to hell. ![]() |
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Sex out of the wed lock is a sin....and it is a very nice sin too..... ![]() ![]() Then I will be going to hell. ![]() Only if you believe you will. There are other places to go. There are worlds that don't have any laws about wedlock at all. If you do go to hell, just remember you can leave anytime you want. Soul is free. May the force be with you and may you learn to use it. ![]() JB |
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![]() Sex out of the wed lock is a sin....and it is a very nice sin too..... ![]() ![]() Then I will be going to hell. ![]() Only if you believe you will. There are other places to go. There are worlds that don't have any laws about wedlock at all. If you do go to hell, just remember you can leave anytime you want. Soul is free. May the force be with you and may you learn to use it. ![]() JB That was a joke. I know about heaven been there and back when I had my daughter my heart stop most amazing experience personally I think I am living in hell right now. My Soul is free what keeps me grounded my nine year old daughter. |
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What is this sin?
Who's sin? This sin thing feels foreign,it's certainly not for me... ![]() |
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We all...........do it We all............can deny it We all............can pray about it We all..............can ask forgiveness for it We all..............can try and not do it people live to committ sin ...sin is our friend |
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SIN - Sensuous Indigenous Nuts They were originally found in remote parts of Australia but have since found their way into the cultural cuisines all over the globe. They of often roasted and canned and sold under the pseudo name of "Cashews". Anyone who devours these nuts is instantly endowed with the knowledge of "good". Of course, once they have a knowledge of "good" they instantly realize that they have always been bad. The only way to reverse the affects of these sinfully delicious Cashews is to participate in sexual intercourse with two virgins (you being one of them of course). Only then can you return to a total ignorance of what is good. These Sensuous Indigenous Nuts are, in fact, the true God. Unfortunately, most people worship Chocolate instead. And the true heathens eat Chocolate Covered Cashews. To be purposefully blasphemous, they often place the Chocolate Covered Cashews on top of Ice Cream and refer to it as a "Sunday" thus mocking the Sabbath day by naming a sinfully delicious treat after it. There are celibate monks who live in the highlands of remote the mountains the Amazon. They are said to have access to the SIN nuts but have never eaten them. They also live amongst coca trees, but have never made chocolate. They smoke peyote and mind their own business. They are said to be as close to God as any mortal man can possible be. But at night when they are sleeping the Voodoo witches come and make love to their bodies whilst they sleep and rob them of their genes. They then make clones of the monks and force the clones to eat Chocolate Covered Cashews on every day of the week except Sunday. They do this to please the Gods of Neptune who would destroy the earth if it wasn't for these pious rituals performed by the Voodoo witches of the Amazon. The cloned celibate monks become quite chubby and begin to resemble Buddha dolls. They are then sent out into the world to suffer life in hot arid places infested with snakes, spiders, Muslims, and Jews. They are often given names like, "Belushi" Some times they are starved before being set free to disguise them. In that case they are given fake German accents and sent to tropical places like Florida where they are led to believe that all mythologies have merit, especially as fodder for interactive games. They are given pseudo names like "Smiless" Once in a while the monk clones will be female. In those rare cases the women are extremely intelligent and given insight into the mysterious powers of the universe. These women are then set loose in cyberspace and given weird screen names like Jeanniebean, or Redykeulous.. There much more to the secret of the SIN nuts, but it is being guarded by dust bunnies underneath the bed of an undisclosed aboriginal woman who is native to the original continent of Australia where the Sensuous Indigenous Nuts originated. A secret agent for the demons of the underworld who goes by the code name "Tribo" is determined to find the nuts, the chocolate, and the Sundays, and confiscate them for the Dark Lords of Gangland. |
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