Oh well if we have that brand serve him. I only see bud select, some coors, and a few millers,' he replies. (all expired by the way)

Pops a bottle and hands him the mexican beer. "Here ya go"

"Wait, we just did that last week." replied Biggie.

"Hello Katch, stop by later if you have time." "mmmm"

yeah sure............. (shakes shirt tail.....) is the a/c on????? cuz i've already gotta change shirts...good lord!!!! (proceeds to restroom with a dry shirt in hand) damn oversized sweat glands....

Leisure Suit Johnny tries to do the running man," as he watched it on a old video from the 80s. As he tries to do the dance he falls over a cord flat on his face.

"Arent you the bold one, Here ya go, Elvira, pay no attention to this one, he is just full of piss and vinegar." She looks threw the corner of her eye and winks to Biggie...

(a tall pencil thin man comes sliding thru the door, orange fro swaying to 70's music) Hi all I'm Dancing Danny, But you can just call me Double D, like the bra size, a bit lower though. he winks at the ladies>>>

Well gotta go, I have to go work on those new recruits and make 'em do double the pushups (with sarge under 'em)

thanks great

Well you are my kind of man. Stuck with the 70's just like me, Leisure Johnny says as he gets off the floor from trying to dance.

Runs over to Johnny, "You are just a clumsy old fool. What do I have to do, change your diapers too."

Oh wow I need to have some fun and loosen up

Add $500 to your character sheet for mentioning your flaw. Good job!

Lets Calli get him up and laughs. Hey have you heard of this one.

The Italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

The Frenchman replies,"zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That aint nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

, the recruits can wait a little longer
How ya doing D

don't be runnin of so quick there honey, the bars open and musics groovin, and that green uniform would look good against my purple satin pants on the dance floor.......Whats your name angel
?

I just came in and saw u fall I hope u didn't think I was going to help u get up

"Double D...Well sir, you have come to the right place, Ive seen them on the upside as well.." she is shaking her head. Looking at herself and thinks, darn Im glad I wore a cross your heart...I swear the air is down. Her neck is quite damp now...

Hi there would you like one of my special dirty dirty martinis? I have plenty of olive juice!