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| Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR | |
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Leisure Suit Johnny tries to do the running man," as he watched it on a old video from the 80s. As he tries to do the dance he falls over a cord flat on his face. Runs over to Johnny, "You are just a clumsy old fool. What do I have to do, change your diapers too." "Hey there, Ms Cupcake, what'll you have, Im Calli and Ill be servin ya tonight?" she glances up |
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yes please and make it as dirty as u can get it
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hey Callie.....what's with deal with the dude with the fro?
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looks at the the barkeep "i'll have two of whatever gets the feet moving and the hearts a groovin and get one for the honey in uniform!!!!
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(a tall pencil thin man comes sliding thru the door, orange fro swaying to 70's music) Hi all I'm Dancing Danny, But you can just call me Double D, like the bra size, a bit lower though. he winks at the ladies>>>  , the recruits can wait a little longer
How ya doing D "Hey Sarg, go easy on him..he looks like he could crack.." she starts laughing.. |
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I will have a frozen margarita with more tequila than margarita
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yes please and make it as dirty as u can get it "Try this hun,,,Slippery nipple, dont worry, I kept that part clean" hehehehehehe |
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Leisure laughs as he gives another joke
A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor. After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country." "It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country". . |
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yall hear bout A father watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain **** in our garden.' |
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slippery nipple * do I have to suck it through a straw
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yall hear bout A father watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain **** in our garden.'  two more laughs to go and you get $1000!
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looks at the the barkeep "i'll have two of whatever gets the feet moving and the hearts a groovin and get one for the honey in uniform!!!! "Well then, are you are fruity drinker or what?" she laughs as she watches him move around as his hair bobs all over the place. |
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hey Callie.....what's with deal with the dude with the fro? "Hey hun," she leans over.."hes new here, never seen him before, why dont you get the goods and tell me.." she knocks on the bar. |
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slippery nipple * do I have to suck it through a straw "Ah, yeah you could, " she hands her a straw, "Go easy on that baby" |
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what kinda disco is this, aint a single john travolta picture on the wall, here I done wore my favorite pink shirt brown dotted and all.
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Hello people
BMB is in the house. |
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yall hear bout A father watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain **** in our garden.' <<<laughs so hard she falls off the stool |
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yall hear bout A father watching his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. 'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain **** in our garden.'
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what kinda disco is this, aint a single john travolta picture on the wall, here I done wore my favorite pink shirt brown dotted and all. Add $500 for mentioning the bad taste of clothes as a flaw. Good job! |
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