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Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
ladyliz1417 Joined Wed 12/27/06 Posts: 51463	Wed 06/04/08 09:18 AM
Why thank you. I hate to drink and run, but I have much to do. I'll stop by later and hope to see you fine men later

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:19 AM
"Ill keep them busy, dont worry little lady. Ok, boys, anything new" where ya from? " she leans over the bar on her elbows

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 06/04/08 09:20 AM
Damnnnnnn that Ms. Sim is a fine looking lady. Nice tail too.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 06/04/08 09:20 AM Edited by rara777 on Wed 06/04/08 09:22 AM
Calls Calli over and starts whispering sweet nothings in her ear. Wazzzzzzzzzup sweet thang. You sure looking good today. By the way, another B.V. & Coke please.

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:21 AM
Damnnnnnn that Ms. Sim is a fine looking lady. Nice tail too. "You best watch you tongue. You might draw a crowd." she is stacking glasses and looks up in a sinful grin.

ZenofFun Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 448	Wed 06/04/08 09:21 AM
"Thanks Johnny...I can always count on you" she smirks... "Welcome, Sim" She slides the martini over to her... looks at Ken,"Well, arent you the fast one, sir..You dont waste anytime, when it comes to the ladies" "Hey Blue, You should put that wagging tongue back in your mouth," she laughs... "Hmmm, I heard you say something different about my tongue little lady." replied Blue, sipping the black russian. The fungal smell of feet seemed to smother the bar in its odiferous eminations.

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Wed 06/04/08 09:22 AM Edited by smiless on Wed 06/04/08 09:23 AM
"My man Johnny!" said Blueballz, patting the little man on his back, almost a bit too hard!. "That's a funny joke! So tell me my man, what sexual position makes the ugliest babies?" Zenofun - Add $500 dollars to your character sheet for describing your flaw. Good job!

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 06/04/08 09:23 AM Edited by rara777 on Wed 06/04/08 09:24 AM
Damnnnnnn that Ms. Sim is a fine looking lady. Nice tail too. "You best watch you tongue. You might draw a crowd." she is stacking glasses and looks up in a sinful grin. Says to Calli. If you watch my tongue, you won`t be behind that bar long.

ZenofFun Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 448	Wed 06/04/08 09:23 AM
You should hear what happened to my friend Bob- poor guy, he is gutted. said Blue, narrating the following story: One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'"

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:24 AM
"I was wondering what that was. I was about to call a plumber for the drain here. Ahh...please keep your shoes on." she looks at him with this raised eyebrow "A tongue you say. Now why in the world would I say something different about your tongue." She throws her head back waiting for this one to blow her mind

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Wed 06/04/08 09:24 AM
You should hear what happened to my friend Bob- poor guy, he is gutted. said Blue, narrating the following story: One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'" 2 more to go to get a 1000$

hlong7575 Joined Mon 10/22/07 Posts: 16	Wed 06/04/08 09:25 AM
well hello sim, can i also have a dirty martini, my name is ll cool a it's a fine day today, and i'm sorry about the hair juice every where

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Wed 06/04/08 09:25 AM
Leisure Johnny puts in a 8 track of mixed 70s music. Although it is 2008 he is stuck to the funky music and begins to swing his hips around in his white 70's suit.

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:26 AM
You should hear what happened to my friend Bob- poor guy, he is gutted. said Blue, narrating the following story: One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'" Calli is in hysterics. "That was a good one Blue" I nearly dropped a glass

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:27 AM
Damnnnnnn that Ms. Sim is a fine looking lady. Nice tail too. "You best watch you tongue. You might draw a crowd." she is stacking glasses and looks up in a sinful grin. Says to Calli. If you watch my tongue, you won`t be behind that bar long. Touches his arm and whispers, "You may have a point, but that tongue has to go a long way, before I move anywhere, hun"

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 06/04/08 09:29 AM
You will love this one: Two drunks are sitting at the bar. A dog walks in the bar, lays down and starts licking it`s nuts. The one drunk looks at the other drunk and says. Gee, I wish I could do that. The other drunk looks at him and says, Don`t ya think ya outta ask him first.

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:29 AM
well hello sim, can i also have a dirty martini, my name is ll cool a it's a fine day today, and i'm sorry about the hair juice every where "Hi there, Ahhh...ok...Im Calli," she mixes the dirty martini...

smiless Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 13765	Wed 06/04/08 09:30 AM Edited by smiless on Wed 06/04/08 09:30 AM
well hello sim, can i also have a dirty martini, my name is ll cool a it's a fine day today, and i'm sorry about the hair juice every where hlong7575 - Please add $500 to your character sheet mentioning your flaw. Good job!

cuppy59 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 17536	Wed 06/04/08 09:31 AM
You will love this one: Two drunks are sitting at the bar. A dog walks in the bar, lays down and starts licking it`s nuts. The one drunk looks at the other drunk and says. Gee, I wish I could do that. The other drunk looks at him and says, Don`t ya think ya outta ask him first. "I have to take a potty break on that one, Blue you are just too much, hun" she quickly retreats to the ladies room.

rara777 Joined Thu 10/18/07 Posts: 61408	Wed 06/04/08 09:31 AM
Damnnnnnn that Ms. Sim is a fine looking lady. Nice tail too. "You best watch you tongue. You might draw a crowd." she is stacking glasses and looks up in a sinful grin. Says to Calli. If you watch my tongue, you won`t be behind that bar long. Touches his arm and whispers, "You may have a point, but that tongue has to go a long way, before I move anywhere, hun" Camo Ken replies to Calli. My tongue can hit places you never thought possible.