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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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"Danny, settle down...lol...she is in the ladies room." "Hey Sally, you are here in at the right time." "You are about to embark on a swingin time with Danny here..Take it from here my boy." she sits back giggling I love a good time |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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wheres that Sargent sally hidin cali get her a drink on me Hi ya ((((Danny)))) 
Yes, please get me a cold drink make it a double all that basic training got me rather parched |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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(a tall pencil thin man comes sliding thru the door, orange fro swaying to 70's music) Hi all I'm Dancing Danny, But you can just call me Double D, like the bra size, a bit lower though. he winks at the ladies>>> , the recruits can wait a little longer
How ya doing D |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Well gotta go, I have to go work on those new recruits and make 'em do double the pushups (with sarge under 'em)
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Edited by
Marleana
on
Wed 06/04/08 09:51 AM
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"Well Calli, Just passing through, on my way to the brig, to get ready: I have a new platoon coming in for basic training and ya know how it goes trying to show dogs new tricks. Can I get another brew and whiskey before I head out of here, thank ya (((snort)))"Sarg.Sally replies
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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G` Morning Curious Calli. My name is Camo Ken. I would like you to pour me a stiff hard drink   . Oh by the way,do you like jokes?
Little Johnny told me this joke. June Cleaver says to Ward Cleaver in the morning. " Ward, weren`t you a little hard on the beaver last night"? Ward replies " Well June, I guess I was hard on the beaver last night". June says " Ward we still have a few minutes before Wally and the Beaver get up". Ward replies " Oh June, I love it when you talk dirty to me you nasty azzed gurl. June replies " Ward,, glub glub". I love it when you want me to play sword swallower". Wally and beaver walk in on them. Beaver looks at Wally and says. Wow Wally, mom beats my azz for sucking my thumb. ((((snort))))
thanks for the drink Camo Ken |
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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You should hear what happened to my friend Bob- poor guy, he is gutted. said Blue, narrating the following story: One day, Billy's dog Buddy died. He went to his father and said, Dad, why are Buddy's legs like that in the air? His dad replied, "It is so the angels can take him to heaven easier." Well, one day after work, Billy runs to his Dad and says, "Daddy, something happened!" The Dad thinking there had been an accident says, "What is the matter?" Billy replies, "Mommy was laying on the floor with her legs in the air like Buddy yelling 'Jesus, I'm cuming for u" and if it weren't for the neighbor holding her down on the floor, she would have left us!'" ((((snort))))
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LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
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Hi ya all, Sargeant Sally here, give me a cold one and a double shot, I'm on a mission today Ive got to try and say some things that are suppose to be difficult, very difficult and downright impossible to say when I get Drunk
(Joke) Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: Specificity "Cogito ergo sum." British Constitution Passive-aggressive disorder loquacious transubstantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk: Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. Nope, no more booze for me! Sorry, but you're not really my type. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight. Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing! ((((snort)))))
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nudist colony
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its a joke...
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nudist colony
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Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozendonuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. Me cuz I can eat the last donut! |
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single and lookin
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welcome
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Old but New
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welcome back
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Dating is tuff in new town
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hello
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thanks to all here
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Im saddened to hear of your losses
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How to find love?
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welcome and good luck in your quest
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New
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welcome
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hello
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hey ladies I am back
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I'm back
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welcome back
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just saying HI
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hi there
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