kewl.

The jukebox breaks into Percy Sledges" When a Man Loves A Woman".

The ice is broken as Ken and Sally slow dance on the floor.

Everyone is amazed as Ken can actually slow dance without clearing the floor.

Raises her eyebrow.."So what? Are you planning to stay awake all night feelin good or something." she swirls a towel in a glass to shine it up a bit, then fills it with bailey and coffee. "Shot of whip cream on top?, I like mine that way." she grins

Ok. This feels great.

"This guy here, sitting at the bar, Hey Casanova, your audience awaits..." she laughs and taps his arm...

"Hey Sim...regular or lite Hun?"

I want to congratulate everyone who is participating in doing such a great job on its first day! Bravo as I clap my hands behind the computer screen. There is one change though that I would like you to consider. I will also be sending this via email.

Please take note on this:

Important Note:

If Leisure Johnny cannot serve you a drink at the moment it is because the real person behind that computer screen is doing one of the following:

1.Grabbing a bite to eat or drink or is visiting the bathroom

2.Working on a new player who is interested in playing the game (creating his or her character sheet and explaining the rules of the game)

3.Working on getting you the next Sinful News Tribune ready.
So if you would be so kind as to do this:

Instead of saying “Hey Johnny can I get a dirty martini?”
then wait for me to answer this and you wait a long time and nothing happens, you will only get frustrated! Then you say where is their service here?

I don't want to see this!

So do this instead:

Hairy Leg Sally walks into the bar and sees Johnny. She sits down and orders a dirty martini.

Johnny knowing him for years makes a terrible martini but you drink it anyway when he serves it.

By doing this you help me out a lot as you must understand I am promoting the game, setting up character sheets, and preparing events for you to enjoy each day.

This will allow me to do other things to make the game great!

Thanks Johnny!

lite please hon, trying to watch my girlish figure yanno

Princess walks in spots Taz saunters over sits down next to him smiles and says "hey handsome, buy a thirsty lady a drink?"

Ken r u looking at my clevege

<<<<<Strolls back in the bar................with yet ANOTHER cloud of b/o in her wake..............



SUUUUUUUUUUP? MISS ME Y'ALL?

No, I`m not.

My eyes are always this wide open

I just wanted to know how it looked

Pops open a Bud Lite. Walks over and hands it to Sim."There ya go"

well could u tell me if u like it

"Why certainly Elvira, you will always be missed..Whatcha haven sweetie" She smiles and winks.

"Stop lookin and tell the girl what you think of the twins, my god ,man...you are as slow as on the dance floor."

I'll take a rum and pespi................i'm celebratin girl.....lol

get to see my kid next week

I'll take a rum and pespi................i'm celebratin girl.....lol

get to see my kid next week

there i go stutterin again.....damn it double up the rum girl.....lol

oh my ya'all , guess what I just heard.......2 blondes waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "how'd ya die?" asks the first blonde. " I froze to death" replies the second blonde. "Thats awful, how does it feel to freeze to death" asks the first. "Its uncomfortable at first, u get the shakes and u get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually its a calm way to go. U get numb and drift off as if ur sleeping" says the second blonde. "How did u die?" asks the second blonde. "I had a heart attack" the first replies. " U see, I knew my husband was cheating on me so one day I showed up home unexpectedly, ran up to the bedroom and found him home alone watching tv. I ran down to the basement but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor and the attic but no one was in either place. As soon as I got to the attic I had a massive heart attack and died." The second blonde shakes her head......"what a pity...if you had looked in the freezer, we would both be alive."