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Topic: LEISURE JOHNNY'S BAR
Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 02:56 PM

(Danny drops some quarters into the juke box and plays YMCA) red hair shaking to beat "come Ida baby, lets shake this place, dance floor is over here...."


On my way Danny (and of course I fall off the bar stool) blushing slightly I sashay over to Danny...

Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 02:57 PM

hey johnny can you get ida a magarita, and do you have cuervo for the tequila


Thanks ll Cool A! I am gonna need it after this dance! (and clumsily steps on Dannys foot)...

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 02:58 PM
Calli mixes the Margarita in the blender, pours it up. Passes the drink over to Danny with the cuervo. Enjoy sweetie" she pulls back her arm and snags her blouse.."Damn, and I just bought this for the grand opening." she frowns looking at the tattered area.

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 02:59 PM
(Holding Ida's hand Danny Jabs 1 finger at the disco ball and begins grinding his hips around) thats it baby lets goooooooove

Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:00 PM

Calli mixes the Margarita in the blender, pours it up. Passes the drink over to Danny with the cuervo. Enjoy sweetie" she pulls back her arm and snags her blouse.."Damn, and I just bought this for the grand opening." she frowns looking at the tattered area.


Oh honey...I got a needle and thread in my purse..just slip that blouse off and I will mend it for you real quick (pulling out her sewing kit)

Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:01 PM
Danny...I have a joke for you.,..want to hear it?

Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:03 PM
It's a real good one too! Says Ida

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check
it out. He opened the door to see his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going
at it behind her. Johnny's Dad saw him and gave him a little winkas.



Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little
Johnny .He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her.



Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell
are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it’s your mom is
it?!'




tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:05 PM

It's a real good one too! Says Ida

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check
it out. He opened the door to see his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going
at it behind her. Johnny's Dad saw him and gave him a little winkas.



Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little
Johnny .He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her.



Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell
are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it’s your mom is
it?!'




laugh laugh

Smokee's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:05 PM
Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards...

C-ya..Calli and Johhny

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:07 PM
Ida baby these left feet of yours sure got the right moves!!

hlong7575's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:07 PM
hey calli i seem to be finished with my drink, can i get another, and can you tell me who else is here today

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:07 PM

Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards...

C-ya..Calli and Johhny


be lookin for ya

hlong7575's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:08 PM

Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards...

C-ya..Calli and Johhny


see ya ida

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:18 PM
"Hey boys...Sargent Sally is here...but everyone else had to take a break for dinner...Im here..." she starts to snicker...what ya drinkin again boys?"

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:19 PM

Well boys....Danny and ll Cool A....I hate to run...thanks Danny for the dance and ll cool a for the drink! But I am about to be late for my bowling lesson..I will stop back in afterwards...

C-ya..Calli and Johhny


"Later, Ida dear" she waves as she runs out..

cuppy59's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:20 PM

It's a real good one too! Says Ida

One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check
it out. He opened the door to see his Mom bent over the dresser and Dad going
at it behind her. Johnny's Dad saw him and gave him a little winkas.



Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little
Johnny .He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her.



Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell
are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when it’s your mom is
it?!'






laugh laugh laugh laugh "one sick puppy...lol"

hlong7575's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:23 PM
well calli, i' ve got to run out myself, thanks for the drinks.
LL leaves a tip and walks out the bar

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:26 PM
is that hotti in green backlove

wheres she hidin' now.....

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:26 PM
is that hotti in green backlove

wheres she hidin' now.....

tim20721's photo
Wed 06/04/08 03:27 PM
wheres that Sargent sally hidin cali get her a drink on me

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