"Just dont ask for a straw, ok...tips the bottle while adding the pepsi...." she looks up for a second and sees Sally and Ken just staring at each other...smiles...they are so funny

you got my laugh! you need two more!

now where did that cutie pie go? burrrrrrp. oh excuse me

Pulls out the bar stool

Hey there pretty lady...I'ld like to order the lady what ever she wants and get a dozen roses for her...She is kinda sweet.

Mavalous, your cleavage looks simply mavalous

I guess I got left on the dance floor for checking out cleavage.

Princess turns and smiles at Taz and notices his mouth as he's ordering her drink.. "Wow, your lips look very yummy.. I may just have to taste those later"

You have me quivering at the knees

Add $500 dollars for doing the Flirt for Money event of the day. Good job!

mmmmmmmmmm * thank u my dear * glad u like

mmmmmmmmmm * thank u my dear * glad u like

walks over and butts in between princess and taz, hi ya'all, ya mind if I sit down and drink with ya?

You can order 5 roses for 20$. Deduct that amount from the character sheet. If she accepts the roses add 25% to the crush bar of the person you gave them to, but only if she accepts them.

If she doesn't accept them keep the roses under inventory and it should look like this

5 ROSES = 25% crush increase

I just wanted to tell you all about the conversation I had with my boss today:

I was standing at the water cooler and over heard my boss a female and another lady saying, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. So I chimed in with an appropriate response 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'.

'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asked my boss.


'Well it worked for your ass' I said.

ah yes there ya are. I do likes

Your dancing seems to be much better * I think I need to set down this dress I have on feels like it getting shorter the more I move

Sure, everyones a friend here. Have a sit down.

why thank you sweetie "bats eyelashes" escuse my pitchfork but if ya'all want to roast some marshmallas later, Im available

Ok. I`ll go get us another drink. You have a seat and and get yourself back together.

Play the Office Game
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

ONE POINT

Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINTS

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.

Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.