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hello there my name is ll cool a ida
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Cali, Johnny, whos got the bar, looking for a drink here Leisure Johnny serves a round of drinks for everyone on the house! |
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great thanks johnny
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Well hello Danny.....can I buy you a drink? (Eyes popping out past his pointed nose danny looks the sweet lady up and down then back up) And who would you be you vision of my dreams 
It's Ida..sweetie...Ida Fallforu.... |
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hello there my name is ll cool a ida Nice to meet you ll cool.... |
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Cali, Johnny, whos got the bar, looking for a drink here Leisure Johnny serves a round of drinks for everyone on the house! Oh Johnny you are such a sweetie! Thanks! |
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I have heard your name mentioned around here....Hi..my name is Ida Fallforu....nice to meet you.... Fallforu a lovely name for a gracfull and wonderful lady..... johnny you got them village people records yet? I found a lady that can appreciate the good stuff |
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals—unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd. After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I’ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle." 
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink Sure you can honey...anytime... |
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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!" |
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink Sure you can honey...anytime... so what you drink of choice |
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I have heard your name mentioned around here....Hi..my name is Ida Fallforu....nice to meet you.... Fallforu a lovely name for a gracfull and wonderful lady..... johnny you got them village people records yet? I found a lady that can appreciate the good stuff Yes I think I have a few songs in the JukeBox. If I remember correctly press 043 and 044 for a couple of their songs. The jukebox is working again. Lets go disco! |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals—unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd. After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I’ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle."
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so how's your do going today ida, and i can i buy you a drink Sure you can honey...anytime... so what you drink of choice Margarita today honey....but I can't stay long....I just stopped in for a drink before my bowling lesson.. |
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A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside, leave ’em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals—unscathed, as promised. The crowd cheers, and the first of his free drinks is delivered. "Anyone else have the guts to give it a try?" the man dares the crowd. After a few seconds, a blonde woman timidly speaks up. "I’ll do it, but no hitting me on the head with the bottle." hlong7575 add $1000 dollars to the character sheet for three people laughed to it! Good job! |
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Leisure Johnny mixes a margaritta for the lady
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hey johnny can you get ida a magarita, and do you have cuervo for the tequila
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Edited by
tim20721
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Wed 06/04/08 02:54 PM
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(Danny drops some quarters into the juke box and plays YMCA) orange hair shaking to beat "come Ida baby, lets shake this place, dance floor is over here...."
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hey johnny can you get ida a magarita, and do you have cuervo for the tequila "Ive got it Johnny" |
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