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Hello to everyone! I hope you are having a great time on (Oneplusyou) Justsayhi.

This game is an adult role-playing game that offers comedy (jokes), romance, and shhh some sexual fun! Don’t worry you are not going to be doing this!

You will create and represent a hilarious comical character that will live in Sinful City! Do you think you got the charm, jokes, and “know hows” to win someone over? Then what are you waiting for!

You have to be 18 years to play this game and 21 years old to have a drink in this bar!!! It is a rated R game that may have occasionally some sexual content in it, so be aware folks!

If you are interested in joining please contact me for further details and show me your ID card. No just joking forget about the last part I just stated!

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LEISURE JOHNNY’S BAR is located on Peanut Avenue in Sinful City. It is opened Monday to Saturdays from 12:00 PM to 4:00 PM. Then Leisure Johnny takes his nap before reopening at 8:00PM to 1:00 AM unless he hires strip dancers for special events.

This fashionable red velvet 70’s designer’s bar was just opened to honor the 70s and its time. So it is said, yet most likely Leisure Johnny can’t move on and is stuck to his 70s ways, which includes his tacky white suit and blue unbuttoned shirt that has its collars sticking out of the suit itself.

Leisure Johnny’s Bar at the moment is the most popular bar in town. Probably because it is at the moment the only bar in town! Don’t go to the restrooms though they are still in need of renovation! Who knows what you might find in those restrooms if you do go in!

Leisure Johnny is a bit short on cash so he is offering expired stale bottled beer for half price and collected many jars of olive juice. With it, he bought the cheapest vodka at the gas station one could buy and offers Dirty Martinis without the olive at the moment.

The highlight of the bar is the stage setup for uprising comedies who think they are funny. Most who try usually get smothered by tomatoes and eggs for it has been a tradition amongst the townsfolk to do to bring a good laugh for the night. Leisure Johnny doesn’t like it for he has to clean up the mess on stage every time, but he says nothing for he can’t afford to lose any customers.

Occasionally the town’s best comedians bring in a star appearance to boost morale for the sleazy bar in town. Such comedians include Snotty Nose “Get er Done” and Runny Bunny Susie Doll, Jiggle My Tummy Mike and James wobble tooth.

Recent acts that have performed at the stage include: Sinfuls superstar comedian Hairy Leg Elvira and Fat Jack the hamburger Mack!
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Object of the game:

(Make sure you play your comical character and not your true self!)

1. Tell a joke and get 3 people to laugh for $1000 (once per day)

2. Read “The Sinful News Tribune” and do its offers

3. State your flaw each day to earn $500 (once per day)

4. Buy gifts to give to your crush to raise your crush bar

5. Buy a business to earn more cash

6. Find someone to join the game you get $1000 dollars if they complete their character sheet and post it on their profile!

7. Every time you visit Leisure Johnny’s Bar you get $500 dollars. To get the $500 dollars email screen name smiless to confirm. This is once per day.

Have fun and don’t let the odd stale beer smell in the bar turn you away!

"Hi Everyone...The bar is open" Curious Calli is wiping the bar top...waiting for the rushing crowd

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SINFUL CITY NEWS TRIBUNE

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LEISURE SUITS JOHNNY’S SONS JOKE:

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

EVENT OF THE DAY:

A lady walked up to a man and offered to give him a xoxoxo if he would get her a plate of pasta. The man didn’t deny and went on with it.
Now my question? Technically speaking – Wouldn’t that make her a pasta- tute?

SPECIAL OFFER:

A one time offer! Buy 5 roses for $20 and give them to your crush to raise your bar to 25%

HOROSCOPE:

MEN: You've got a lot to do, but don't expect to get much cooperation from the people who are supposed to be in your corner. Professionalism should be your main focus today. It is time to take the next step in your career and move a little closer to achieving your goals. Avoid making any offhand remarks around new acquaintances.
Romance: Good | Finance: Good | Health: Fair
Lucky Numbers: 21, 48, 49, 52

WOMEN: Share a few of your thoughts with the right people instead of everything with everyone. Do not hesitate to voice your opinions at a group meeting. Others will take notice of your creativity and initiative. Communicate with your colleagues, but avoid becoming too emotional.
Romance: Good | Finance: Good | Health: Good
Lucky Numbers: 19, 23, 31, 38

FLIRT FOR MONEY OF THE DAY:

Tell someone in the forum that they have the most beautiful lips. Explain why they are beautiful or look great. You get $500.00.

G` Morning Curious Calli. My name is Camo Ken. I would like you to pour me a stiff hard drink . Oh by the way,do you like jokes?

Little Johnny told me this joke.

June Cleaver says to Ward Cleaver in the morning.
" Ward, weren`t you a little hard on the beaver last night"?
Ward replies
" Well June, I guess I was hard on the beaver last night".
June says
" Ward we still have a few minutes before Wally and the Beaver get up".
Ward replies
" Oh June, I love it when you talk dirty to me you nasty azzed gurl.
June replies
" Ward,, glub glub". I love it when you want me to play sword swallower".
Wally and beaver walk in on them. Beaver looks at Wally and says. Wow Wally, mom beats my azz for sucking my thumb.

Blueballz Biggie walks in, the wafting odor of his gynormous "feet" trailing after him. What could the poor man do? With feet that big...

Blueballz slid him ample and most sexy frame on the bar stool.

"Calli Babbbiee...We have met...ahh the cooking lesson!" Blueballz blurted, with a smirk and a wink. "I'd like a Black Russian, a sexy one if you have it!"

good afternoon everyone. Just stopped in for a qyuick drink. May I have a dirty martini please?

"A dirty martini? How dirty do you like it!" said Blueballz, smiling ear to ear. "And what is your sexy name, fine thaaang?"

counts as one laugh! 2 more to go!

Well hello young lady. My name is Camo Ken. May I buy that dirty martini for you?

In fact, hey Calli could you give me another stiffie and a dirty martini for the young lady here.

"You boys are off to the races, I see...Welcome and nice to meet you..."winks at Blue and Ken...

"Coming right up" Black russian, and you Ken."

"I love jokes"

Btw, my name is simply devilish.....sim to my friends. BURRRRRRP! Oh excuse me I haven't even had a drink yet

Nice to meet all you gentlemen and thank you for the offer of a drink

"OMG Ken,,,that is too much.."

Leisure Johnny hands over the old dirty olive juice to Cappi so she can make the really dirty martini

Add $500 to your character sheet for showing your flaw! Good job!

Well hello Sim. It`s a pleasure to meet you. You sure is a foxy lady

That counts as two who like your joke! One more to go!

Ms. Sim would you like to dance? I put some money in the jukebox.

"My man Johnny!" said Blueballz, patting the little man on his back, almost a bit too hard!. "That's a funny joke! So tell me my man, what sexual position makes the ugliest babies?"

"Thanks Johnny...I can always count on you" she smirks...

"Welcome, Sim" She slides the martini over to her...

looks at Ken,"Well, arent you the fast one, sir..You dont waste anytime, when it comes to the ladies"

"Hey Blue, You should put that wagging tongue back in your mouth," she laughs...