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So last night I was with a female. We were on my couch with all of the lights out and the TV on. She had her head on my chest watching Dancing with the stars. I was sipping on some wine and although she had a few sips she doesn't drink . Anyway as the evening went on I decided to get comfortable and change into my pajamas (yes I still wear em.) She was completely naked. Around 10pm the door bell rings and it was my neighbors.They came for Maggie. Maggie gave me a kiss good night and they thanked me for watching their dog and left. I hope she doesn't tell them I gave her a sip of wine.
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 is that ALL you gave her
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Oh you DOG, you!
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ANCIENT
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is that ALL you gave her
get your mind out the gutter!
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is that ALL you gave her
get your mind out the gutter!
lol...i just thought you should let them know if she needed to visit the vet for the morning after pill
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is that ALL you gave her
get your mind out the gutter!
lol...i just thought you should let them know if she needed to visit the vet for the morning after pill
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maybe you should check for ticks and fleas
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Give yourself a nice pat on the back...
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Aww, puppy love!
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awww sweet li'l b*tch
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Hey, nothing wrong with that!!!
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So last night I was with a female. We were on my couch with all of the lights out and the TV on. She had her head on my chest watching Dancing with the stars. I was sipping on some wine and although she had a few sips she doesn't drink . Anyway as the evening went on I decided to get comfortable and change into my pajamas (yes I still wear em.) She was completely naked. Around 10pm the door bell rings and it was my neighbors.They came for Maggie. Maggie gave me a kiss good night and they thanked me for watching their dog and left. I hope she doesn't tell them I gave her a sip of wine.
SO, you are saying your nekked date was a real dog and a lush???
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So last night I was with a female. We were on my couch with all of the lights out and the TV on. She had her head on my chest watching Dancing with the stars. I was sipping on some wine and although she had a few sips she doesn't drink . Anyway as the evening went on I decided to get comfortable and change into my pajamas (yes I still wear em.) She was completely naked. Around 10pm the door bell rings and it was my neighbors.They came for Maggie. Maggie gave me a kiss good night and they thanked me for watching their dog and left. I hope she doesn't tell them I gave her a sip of wine.
SO, you are saying your nekked date was a real dog and a lush???
It's not the first time
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Note: never ask Myrtle to dog sit!
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That sounds like 1 RUFF date.At least you didn't give her a BONE or i'd have said you were BARKING mad
O.K i'll stop now before it gets any worse
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God dude
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What's Maggie's address?
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What's Maggie's address?
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Hummm so your saying you shaved your date or what
Poor Dog all her fur was laying in a heap on the floor.
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