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Mon 02/02/15 12:18 PM
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.
Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."
The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes."
"What? He had two a**holes?!" exclaims the mortician.
"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'"

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Sat 01/31/15 10:32 AM
Zebrahead

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Sat 01/31/15 10:31 AM
Party Hard- Andrew WK

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Fri 01/30/15 04:10 PM
Rock music has so many genres there's something their for every mood

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Fri 01/30/15 04:08 PM
Jump- Van Halen

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Fri 01/30/15 04:06 PM
weezer

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Thu 01/29/15 04:51 PM
nile

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Thu 01/29/15 04:50 PM
Taken 3, American sniper

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Thu 01/29/15 04:42 PM
Get it on- T-rex

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Thu 01/29/15 04:32 PM
Eat the rich- Aerosmith

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Thu 01/29/15 04:28 PM
Cowboys from hell- Pantera

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Thu 01/29/15 04:27 PM
Ultravox

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Thu 01/29/15 04:21 PM
it was Lita for me :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Thu 01/29/15 04:19 PM
Just see the trailer for Ted 2...so add that to my list

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Thu 01/29/15 01:20 PM
Liverpool supporter!! YNWA!

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Thu 01/29/15 06:41 AM
Janes Addiction

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Thu 01/29/15 06:39 AM
Party hard- Andrew W.K

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Tue 01/27/15 07:28 AM
Guy walks into a restroom at an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his dick, which he is horrified to discover is all green and mouldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's dick as he pisses, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.
"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says
"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your dick?"
Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

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Tue 01/27/15 07:16 AM
Age of ultron, ant man, and isnt fantastic 4 due out this year too

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Tue 01/27/15 07:11 AM
Hail to the king- Avenged sevenfold

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