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Mon 03/30/09 04:18 PM
I'm thinking I might google me a pizza I'm hungry

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Mon 03/30/09 04:11 PM
Damn its been a pretty good day... waving everyone...

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Mon 03/30/09 04:09 PM

I do not understand the women on these dating sites. I email them whn i am interested in them and then get no response back. Am i like ugly or unattractive or something? All i want is a girlfriend and its so ridiculous that the women on ANY dating site completely ignores me. Im usually a nice sweet guy and will treat any girl with the highest respect. I just don't understand what i am doing wrong.


For one don't ever try to understand me, I'm not understandable, second I don't answer emails from guys that I haven't gotten to know a bit on the threads... flowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 04:03 PM


This is my place so my rules:

Make me :smile: or better yet make me laugh





I used to have a thread WITH that title .. "Come over to the darkside .. we have candy"

LOL

There are a lot of darkside lovers here .. you'll do well laugh


Lol thanks but seems more and more people are wanting cookies these days not candy huh

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Mon 03/30/09 04:01 PM


I really suck at keeping my mouth shut I feel I need to put my 2 cents in everywhere


flowerforyou


I think you are perfectly Evil.smooched


blushing awww Thanks Chrissyflowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 03:50 PM
I really suck at keeping my mouth shut I feel I need to put my 2 cents in everywhere


flowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 03:40 PM
I am really a laid back easy going person

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Mon 03/30/09 03:37 PM
waving DD and Scorpio..

Just wanted to say hi I don't have anything to say on this topic atm but when I do I will come back

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Mon 03/30/09 03:31 PM
grumble So your telling me that your not mickey mousegrumble

Oh well you seem ok this far flowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 11:57 AM
:thumbsup: I'll give her a 10 damn her skirt didn't even come up she did good

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Mon 03/30/09 11:54 AM



getting more bored everyday of reading these threads....I think its time to move on to something a little more constructive...and exciting









like setting fire to myself.it would be less painful then this site


I agree it is getting a bit dull around here
Wanna' see me morph into a Twinkie!?:tongue:


umm ya like that would happen but nice try

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Mon 03/30/09 11:42 AM
I would say don't get either...

flowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 11:40 AM
I have been told My eyes, personality, and my ability to be a true American smartazz bigsmile


flowerforyou

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Mon 03/30/09 11:18 AM

getting more bored everyday of reading these threads....I think its time to move on to something a little more constructive...and exciting









like setting fire to myself.it would be less painful then this site


I agree it is getting a bit dull around here

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Mon 03/30/09 10:52 AM
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well," he thought. "I tried." But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

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Mon 03/30/09 10:51 AM
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his
way out to the fields, the rancher says to her, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. The wife takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one, right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me, lady,'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

She turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder. "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

(It's nice to see a blonde winning once in awhile.)


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Sun 03/29/09 07:48 PM

nite Becca....waving waving


Nite Firehead smooched

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Sun 03/29/09 07:43 PM
Damn its getting late so I'm headed to bed cya all tomorrow waving

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Sun 03/29/09 07:30 PM


How I would say I love you

While he was out or at work, I would cook a very special candle lit dinner soft music playing in the back ground wearing only an apron there would be a note on the door telling him to have a seat at the table but let me know he is home Once he let me know he was home I would come out of the kitchen wearing only my apron he would be sitting in his chair I would sit on the table right in front of him my legs on either side of him.. I would then lean in and whisper in his ear that I loved him very much and appreciate all that he does, then I would give him a very long soft passionate kiss, then give him a naughty look at as if he was ready to eat....





and I would say Becca honey I am home ...and as you come strolling out of the kicthen in your apron ......I would say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhh....honey meet gary, billy, and david.......rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


And my reply would be hello gary, billy, and david don't mind us :wink:

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Sun 03/29/09 07:17 PM

this right here is why most men are not trusting of woman.

woman who do this.then they whine about men who use them.


Hey we are not all alike rant